By Grabthar’s Hammer, I NEED an official @Hallmark Keepsake ornament of @TheOrville.

Now that ads have entered streaming services, I can see that they have been left unsupervised far too long. Who is making these things now?

This CEO murder has been making me think a lot about our justice system.

I feel like everything just needs to come in these colors and we could all just get along. @RTICCoolers. I’m looking at you @Ford Bronco.

My heart wants a good dog, but my schedule wants an admin assistant, chauffeur, delivery shuttle, and a mobile doctor.

Good soldiers follow orders.

Somewhere, walking around on Earth, is the person who fought hard to make every website ask you about cookies. They are probably ruining something else right now. @googlechrome - how about a once-per-launch query that automatically applies your response to compliant pages?

No guy wants to be called “Sloppy Swish”, but you’d never know that by their haircut. @nbcsnl

Honest @MonsterEnergy flavor name : Scotch Tape. This is not a complaint.

I feel like whoever is doing PR for the moon is killing it. When I was a kid, we just had full moons.

So maybe AI could read my office’s messages before allowing people to send and say… “It looks like you’re copying 40 people and need help. Does your company not have a help desk OR do you just like making people suffer?”

Listen. I don’t pretend to understand the dynamics of a labor strike. But whatever the writers of @StarTrekOnPPlus Strange New Worlds are asking for, it’s not enough. You give them what they want right now.

There are there kinds of everybody…. Wants to rule the world Hates Chris/Loves Raymond Was Kungfu Fighting.

Current mood. Actively suppressing urge to shout “BAT” and leave the office. @theshadowsfx

I have a @Prusa3D XL sized hole in my heart. I used to check my email every few hours once they started shipping, but now I just slice things for it and live in this in-between space and question my choices.

With this tweet, I am willing @Prusa3D to get my XL email out tomorrow. I can’t handle the stresses of checking my email so much.

Hey I know you guys have life goals and whatever but please make 20 seasons of Strange New Worlds because it’s perfect, @StarTrekOnPPlus

I think she’s my new favorite. Had fun painting this jewel for the shop to get ready for our #ShatterPoint launch. @atomicmassgames #StarWars

Hey @netflix at this time I am publicly apologizing for not watching Unstable when you asked me to. It’s great and in almost no way reminds me of real life, which quite frankly is unsavory in many ways.

I am massively pro Star Trek. @StarTrekOnPPlus you guys just keep on. Strange New Worlds s2 opener was beautiful, and you guys just have my heart.