uhmcrazy Profile Banner
uhm hazy Profile
uhm hazy

@uhmcrazy

Followers
795
Following
2K
Media
234
Statuses
723

28 . she/it . I BLOCK MINORS . cat poster, artist, other things

pulling my hair out
Joined April 2025
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
14 days
she's so me 💓
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
2
55
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
4 hours
i feel absolutely horrible rn.
1
0
5
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
7 hours
im gonna rob u !!!! and vro is here for emotional support too
Tweet media one
1
16
295
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
7 hours
im so broke and desperate vro.
0
0
2
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
7 hours
can i sell feet pics or is that only for egirls
Tweet media one
3
0
28
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
9 hours
can i leave.
0
1
11
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
11 hours
"how do u wash ur hair??"
Tweet media one
0
9
231
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
12 hours
my hobies include jacking it crazy style and living in constant fear of the future never knowing if I'll ever find peace again and eating taco bell
Tweet media one
1
13
129
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
12 hours
excuse me,,, go away , im have stage fright,,,
Tweet media one
0
32
313
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
13 hours
i have a migraine.
0
0
2
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
13 hours
2000 MG OF ACETAMINOPHEN!!!!!
Tweet media one
2
7
50
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
15 hours
ur not goin anywhere buddy
Tweet media one
7
631
8K
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
16 hours
sometimes beautiful women show up in my dms and im like hell yeah nice.
0
0
14
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
17 hours
bumping this again it's not looking good for uhm hazy.
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
7 days
it's looking like i won't be able to avoid becoming homeless in about 2 weeks, if you'd like to help me try to get back on my feet faster, or maybe afford a motel every now and then, please donate or share this, I'm trying to accept my fate but i am very scared
Tweet media one
1
15
31
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
19 hours
call me a camper the way i wake up under a pitched tent every day
Tweet media one
4
27
543
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
19 hours
not even move in pls just let me crash for a few weeks I'll do all ur chores and pamper u too if u want and bring u taco bell pls.
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
19 hours
beautiful women in Vancouver WA that need a roommate or even a pet pls let me move in pls
Tweet media one
0
1
4
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
19 hours
beautiful women in Vancouver WA that need a roommate or even a pet pls let me move in pls
Tweet media one
0
0
29
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
19 hours
the small handful of reasonably priced rooms ive found for rent, the listers aren't responding to me, even on listings posted recently.
0
0
1
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
20 hours
another day another massive bonar
Tweet media one
6
118
2K
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
1 day
u can't be walking around with all that cake vro in those tight jeans vro bending over in front of me vro imma act up vro quit it vro
Tweet media one
1
2
42
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
1 day
do u think there's any medical basis for telling someone to jerk it silly to improve their health.
@uhmcrazy
uhm hazy
1 day
what if u went to the doctor and they said u gotta jerk it 5 times a day or else you'll die
1
0
37