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Did You Know: If Salmo the Baker ever acquires bread in his inventory, he will go to either the Two Sisters Lodge or the West Weald Inn, take a bite out of the bread, and crash the game? To avoid this happening, he has been programmed to not seek out bread, despite being a baker.
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We can confirm Morrowind's Cafe Press still works.
It looks like Morrowind may have had an official Cafe Press page, and it is still up 22 years later. One of our editors ordered a mousepad from it, we will let you know if it actually arrives.
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Pictured: A rat heroically knocking down a wall to allow you to escape prison and save the world.
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Did You Know: One of the cash crops grown in Black Marsh is a type of weed that causes those who partake in it to experience a strong attraction to Argonian women?
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Did You Know: It has been 1,226 days since the official announcement trailer for The Elder Scrolls VI was released?
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For those who were curious, here is a video showing the Salmo bread crash. Keep in mind that this will never occur under normal circumstances, as he will never obtain bread.
Did You Know: If Salmo the Baker ever acquires bread in his inventory, he will go to either the Two Sisters Lodge or the West Weald Inn, take a bite out of the bread, and crash the game? To avoid this happening, he has been programmed to not seek out bread, despite being a baker.
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"This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life."
--Today is the 18th anniversary of the release of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion!
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Today is the seventeenth anniversary of the release of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. If you haven't played it before or haven't played it in a while, there's never a bad time to open the Gates of Oblivion again!
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Pictured: White-Gold Tower, as seen in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
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We're giving away copies of our Morrowind Lorebook, as well as some goodies from last year (until we run out of them)! Like and reply to this post for a chance to get the pictured items (while supplies last), winners will be chosen in five hours.
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Did You Know: The cover of the Mysterium Xarxes matches the cover art for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion?
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It looks like Morrowind may have had an official Cafe Press page, and it is still up 22 years later. One of our editors ordered a mousepad from it, we will let you know if it actually arrives.
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Did You Know: Shady Sam is the sole member of the "Evil -- no affiliation" faction?
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My Hobby: Spending so long in jail in Oblivion that the Third Era is now over 1,000 years long, and my skills have completely atrophied.
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Did You Know: By changing the Oblivion ini file setting "bLocalMapShader" to 0 you will make your local game map much more colorful?
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Pictured: Feet from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
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Did You Know: A journeyman of the Hand to Hand skill gains the ability to punch ghosts and other creatures immune to normal weapons?
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Did You Know: You can leave society behind and join the goblins? There is nothing stopping you.
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Did You Know: The Imperial Prison Sewers has six cheese wheels in it during the tutorial, and twelve when you revisit them during the Dark Brotherhood quest line? This makes it the location with the most cheese wheels in Cyrodiil.
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Did You Know: Caenlorn gets out of bed at 10AM? His first objective after waking up is spending three hours having brunch.
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"These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life..."
--Today is the sixteenth anniversary of the release of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion!
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Honestly, nothing but immense respect to the SKSE team, who have already updated SKSE for the Skyrim update earlier today.
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Pictured: Daedric Armor, from Daggerfall, Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim.
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2E 582 might be the most eventful and terrifying year in Tamriel's history.
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The Anniversary Edition of Skyrim changes the Imperial Dragon to gold.
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"Last but not least, yes, we are in development on the next chapter - The Elder Scrolls VI. Even now, returning to Tamriel and playing early builds has us filled with the same joy, excitement, and promise of adventure"
==The official 30th TES anniversary post
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Pictured: A Whiterun Protector, before and after changing into a werewolf.
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Did You Know: The script for Oblivion had its lines in alphabetical order? Mark Lampert noted that they didn't have a good way to sort lines in a more logical way like relevant quest at the time, and he didn't consider the difficulty this would cause while preparing the script.
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Pictured: The three highest leveled beings in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
3)Miraak (minimum level is 35, but maximum level is 150)
2) Arngeir (level 150)
1) Magic Anomaly (maximum level 65,534)
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Pictured: The default appearance of the heroes of Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim.
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It is 11/11, a day every TES fan will always be able to remember. Today marks the twelfth anniversary of the initial release of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and the nineteenth anniversary of the initial release of The Elder Scrolls Travels: Shadowkey.
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POV: I forgot I added a super fast giant mudcrab that can kill you in one hit right outside of the starting sewer in Oblivion.
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POV: You decide to mod Skyrim, but now have to figure what is causing all of the cheese to have blood now.
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Did You Know: The Elder Scrolls games are pretty fun? If you have some free time you should give them a try, if you haven't before.
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Did You Know: In Daggerfall you will be forced to shift into your werecreature form during full moons if you do not have the Hircine Ring? As Nirn has two moons, you will shift if either one is full that night.
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Lash gra-Dushnikh: "You have strong arms. You'd make a good Orc."
Ragnar: "Um... thank you, Lash. You'd... make a fine Nord?"
Lash: "Don't say words you don't mean."
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Did You Know: Sneaking will alter your fast travel speed in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion?
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Pictured: The room the College of Winterhold provided to Ancano versus the one they gave to you.
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DYK: Skyrim is now as old as Morrowind was when Skyrim was originally released? Skyrim (11 November, 2011) was released 3,481 days after Morrowind's release (01 May, 2002). Today marks the 6,962nd day since Morrowind was released, and the 3,481st day since Skyrim was released.
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"Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart, and Akulakhan. And bring Wraithguard... I have need of it."
--Today is the 20th anniversary of the initial release of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
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TES Memory: Escaping the sewers, and seeing the lush landscape of Cyrodiil for the first time.
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"It's worth a fortune. But you're worth it."
--Caius Cosades reminding you of your value after giving you a Dwemer artifact.
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"I am Mehrunes Dagon, and I shall not be denied."
--Mehrunes Dagon, shortly before being denied.
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Did You Know: You do not have to commit a crime to be targeted by the guards in Daggerfall? If the guards have a negative opinion of you, they will arrest you without reason and fabricate the charge of "criminal conspiracy".
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Did You Know: No Dark Anchors fell in Orsinium? This is because the Orcs simply stole the stones the Worm Cult used for their dolmens and repurposed them for construction projects.
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Pictured: Hermaeus Mora sitting on a throne of books, while reading a few books.
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Did You Know: The Elder Scrolls is a series of role-playing games created by Bethesda Softworks?
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Did You Know: You can make roughly 180 gold in an in-game hour by chopping wood? That is enough money to cover the rent at an inn like the Sleeping Giant for eighteen days.
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"Yes, yes. You're Dragonborn. We're all very impressed."
--Neloth if you use a Dragon Shout near him.
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Did You Know: As their 2009 April Fools joke, Bethesda held a sale for all of Oblivion's DLC at half price? The sole exception was the Horse Armor DLC, which had its price doubled as part of the joke. Despite the price increase, Horse Armor was the best selling item for that sale
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Did You Know: The Steel Plate Armor in Skyrim has Daedric writing on the brow of its helm? Bizarrely, the engraving simply says "NORD PLATE NORD PLATE".
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"Have you managed to locate the entrance to Sovngarde? Ha! Of course you haven't! I searched for five hundred years and never succeeded!"
--Ulfgar the Unending, one of the original Five Hundred Companions. He didn't realize that all he had to do to reach Sovngarde was to die.
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"The Greybeards stay away from me, and I stay away from them. Suits me just fine."
--Temba Wide-Arm, trapping the Greybeards on top of the Throat of the World by living in Ivarstead.
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Gold Road will add gates that connect the West Weald to Craglorn and Reaper's March. This means that it will finally be possible to walk from the western to the eastern coast of mainland Tamriel without fast traveling (as Cyrodiil is impassable).
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Pictured: Ordinators from The Elder Kings II, an upcoming total conversion mod for Crusader Kings III.
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Today might be the true 30th anniversary of The Elder Scrolls franchise. The early games in the franchise didn't get well recorded release dates, we have found contradictory evidence for a few of them. Searching Usenet, we found evidence people were playing Arena in February.
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Pictured: a map of cellphone service in Skyrim.
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Pictured: An early map of Morrowind created for the development of TES3 in 1996. By the time the game came out in 2002, the plans for the mainland had been dropped.
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POV: You're spinning the model they put on the screen while you wait for the game to load.
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Although it has been difficult, we are pleased to announce that we have finally succeeded in sending UESP goods to every continent on Earth, including Antarctica.
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"There's a nip in the air. Cold won't be good for my crops. Never is."
--Severio Pelagia
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@Nervardia
The bread delivery function that this required was unimplemented, causing the crash.
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Did You Know: The speed you fast travel in Skyrim takes into account how tall you are? The taller you are, the faster you move. For example, if a male Altmer and Bosmer departed from Riften to Markarth at the same time, the Altmer will arrive about two hours before the Bosmer
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Did You Know: Items you drop on the ground in Oblivion will appear on the local map?
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"My only consolation is each day to mock the gods who destroyed my race, and condemned me to this bleak existence."
--Yagrum Bagarn
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A Favorite Fan Theory: The Cyrodiil and Skyrim map cartographers, Natalia and Nataly Dravarol, are the same person. She is truly a vampire who is doing the bare minimum to change her identity every few centuries.
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Did You Know: As defined by The Elder Scrolls: Arena, the distance between Riverwood and Whiterun is 180 kilometers (~112 miles)?
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Did You Know: Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim all begin during the same month, Last Seed (our equivalent to August)? Morrowind starts on the 16th, Oblivion starts on the 27th, and Skyrim starts on the 17th.
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