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Zoey!πŸ’œ

@ube_cookies

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I'm that bitch about that life, I do that stuff. She/They/It πŸ”žMDNIπŸ”ž

Seattle, WA
Joined September 2012
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
4 months
Imagine looking at me and thinking im a bottom, ridiculous
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Zoey!πŸ’œ
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Dysphoria be damned im gorgeous and deserve good thingsπŸ’œ
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Zoey!πŸ’œ
2 days
(Benjis hungry and being annoying about it)
@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
2 days
This unholy visage haunts me everyday, I can never shake free of its calls... Constantly crying out for more, a never ending, all-consuming beast, i fear someday I'll be forced to give in..
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
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This unholy visage haunts me everyday, I can never shake free of its calls... Constantly crying out for more, a never ending, all-consuming beast, i fear someday I'll be forced to give in..
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
5 days
IS IT REALLY YOU
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
5 days
IS IT REALLY YOU
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
6 days
Taking applications to help me sort 7000 some pieces, typically I go by taste but if youre new to this I understand
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
6 days
Many an oomf would fold
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@ComradeAshenov
ashenov
7 days
Me when I talk:
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Zoey!πŸ’œ
7 days
Sorry I havent been to the function lately, I've been sitting by the fire building legos with my cat
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
9 days
Tgirl rapper named ASAP Clocky
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Zoey!πŸ’œ
12 days
Minus a handful of finish-y bits, think I'm mostly done with the redesign! Garden wall needs a bunch of stuff but that'll come later
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
13 days
Heard chef
@8cylindrewh0re
a slutty treeπŸŒ™πŸŒŸπŸŒΌβœ¨οΈ
15 days
transfemmes qrt this with your best fits, prove to me that u got swag
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@toasterrawawa
toasterr :3
14 days
i dont "situationship" i dont "rebound" i dont "jokingly flirt" i LOVE with my WHOLE HEART and if it doesnt work i KILL myself
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Zoey!πŸ’œ
14 days
Overwhelmingly excited when I imagine what the next few years has in store for me.. Orchi done, had ffs consult hours ago, top/bottom surgery in talks, body contouring waitlist, starting electrolysis in mere weeks, new name (spoilers), Zoey stocks are goin way up, buy buy buy!
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@succxbi
Mizu 🌊
14 days
You’re either stroking with me or against me :/
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
14 days
Scrolling through her endless media tab of her nudes just to find the bike picsπŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
15 days
Between being walled in recovering from orchi and my body having no T to fend off the estrogen/progesterone, im dangerously fucking close to breaking my no horny on main rule..
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
15 days
😘
@dogmod3r
s.eve_n🐢
15 days
YEAH
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@ube_cookies
Zoey!πŸ’œ
2 months
Sorry about getting drunk and throwing beer cans around my shop whilst complaining about motorcycle parts last night, it wasn't very babygirl of me πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ
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Zoey!πŸ’œ
15 days
Do I know anyone in seattle who'd have a proper nice scan tool? I'm still having intermittent stalling issues on the xterra and am inclined to believe it's a fuel delivery issue If this pos nissan makes me drop the tank in my driveway I'm gonna fuckin lose it
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