tylerlang
@tylerlang44
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Bears, Golden Knights, Food, Dad Jokes, Cute Dogs-Haver
Countryside, VA
Joined October 2011
You know it was a good meal when you can feel it combining with the rest of your belly fat.
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That Subway Footlong subscription is fake but it’s actually a great idea - $45 is pretty steep but at $10-12 for a sub it would pay for itself in less than 5 diarrheas.
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What if this site is just an experiment in how people with untreated mental illnesses interact
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@panerabread I’m a growing boy, I need a hearty breakfast sandwich.
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Panera with the WW2 ration of chicken on their $8 breakfast sandwich.
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T is such a Tween now - good thing kids attitudes and their willingness to listen improve once they hit their teens.
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Firmly against animal abuse but I would slap the shit out of the monkeys who are being mean to Punch.
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You don’t have to worry about what I’ll look like when I’m older because I’m already old.
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Too many Nigerian Sexbots around now. My alt is @thatsacoolstick .
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Incredible day at the junk shop - $8 each for this Le Creuset and a pair of Nike Air Dads!
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15 minutes to rest before it’s time for the second play date.
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Tom Wilson doesn’t intentionally injure guys but guys always seem to get injured by Tom Wilson.
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