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Hi I’m noodles, moots can call me Zeke or mera
Interests:
Marvel comics (Spider-Man, venom, deadpool, fantastic four, ultimate universe stuff as well)
Mcu and fox/Sony marvel movies
Dragon ball
Jjk
Houseki no kuni
Devilman
Berserk
Gurren lagann
Bleach
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But if I said this about sukunas balls I’d be the bad guy
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They’re punishing him harder than the manga author that has so much cp they thought he was a distributor btw
Sakurai cheated 3 women in total
Even tho he was married, he had affair with a colleague from his radio show for 10 yrs. The colleague was not aware of his marital status cuz he had not made his marriage public. We later found that he also cheated another woman apart these two
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Give myself a Giant peenis and Jerk off
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Notice how it’s actually funny when they don’t rely on swearing and sex jokes
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Do NOT be transphobic here btw. We making fun of her for wasting all her money on Starbucks, not spewing transphobic bs get outta here w that
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Himeno isn’t a groomer she’s an insanely irresponsible adult that almost did something terrible. Mei mei already does said terrible thing on the daily
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“As a trans man I found this funny/true/etc” shut the fuck up
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@Mdeyup
You completely missed the point of why I posted this then and that’s kinda embarrassing
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What he did was scummy but it ends at him making very shitty personal choices
And he gets punished harder than a pedophile
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We need new big trans accounts dawg look at how washed we are rn
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Marceline is bisexual stop erasing us
Lesbians in cartoons are always the best character
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Like u are not getting a joke with actual setup like this in hazbin hotel dawg
Excessive swearing and sex jokes yeah but at least a few of the sex jokes landed lol
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I hate men so much
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Reducing maki to a shy housewife what level of sexism is this
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@kindoflucky_
My standards were low for the show. Funny is a strong word but it made me smile
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Apparently the joke is about Goku bein a fat fuck and thinking about bread (which is “pan” in Japanese) some jokes don’t work in English ig 😭
This is like the third or fourth time Toyo has made this joke
And it's just as unfunny as it was the first time.
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Like clockwork. If you’re trans you can do no wrong and if you ever get backlash it’s bc ppl are transphobic
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Makima:
- carried by fanart
- groomer
Mei mei:
- groomer
- incest groomer
Fubuki:
- pretty lady
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If this gets 100 likes I’ll draw jogo and sukuna yaoi
Jogo a better man than me I would’ve splattered everywhere 😂😂😂
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U can tell which jokes were written by Brandon Rogers (who is funny) and which jokes were written by vivziepop (who isn’t funny)
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Annoying ppl found this tweet. I had low standards for this show (I was right) but this part made me smile a bit admist all the jokes that missed terribly. That’s literally all I was tryna say dawg
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This somebodys favorite mc
Discord mods learning they can’t timeout the cops at their door
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@jamiefeelsdandy
You can be a trans dude and be weird about trans dudes still. What he says makes me very fucking uncomfortable
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This is how I find out bleach fans are racist towards magical Germans
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Case in point
Gojo sounds like a silly guy in the sub why did the dub get the hottest voice possible
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Starting the thread with literally the best moment in the series ok
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Why does this have 20k likes it’s meant to be loli fetish art
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@tssvanni
That’s very different than saying “factory settings” trans men still face misogyny just end it at that
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Hey now what’s that third hand doing
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This game was truly made for gooners of any gender or sexuality
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Btw if ur a trans person and fuck up n ppl call u out, they’re not bein transphobic. Stop using ur identity as a shield from ur shitty actions. Makin the rest of us look bad
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Anyways this got traction. Trans ppl that are awesome and aren’t racist promote urself!!
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If you put ketchup on your eggs you will be sent straight to hell
Ketchup is not an option, what are you putting on your eggs?
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@daxiclies
Himeno and Akis relationship was platonic I don’t remember anything of her tryna get with him
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Damn near 1k bookmarks y’all should peep bleach there’s food for everyone
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Jogo a better man than me I would’ve splattered everywhere 😂😂😂
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And he became a deadbeat and killed a teenage girl for money
ppl not realizing toji is actually a loving person is crazy he was married and had a child... like
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Remember when he killed a random dude bc he didnt donate to his racist cult
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@NewGenesis21
She does kinda have one but the way she’s depicted here is so insanely out of character it’s embarrassing. The one piece build too, she’s 16
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the male loneliness epidemic is self inflicted
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McDonald’s stopped all support for Israel this is a big day for my fat mutuals
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HE STILL HAS ME BLOCKED ON THIS ACCOUNT BUT LIKES THE GAYEST SHIT I DRAW ON MAIN
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@GoofyWise
Hey can you show me where I shamed sex work in that tweet? Oh? You can’t? Is it because you were so hyper fixated on pushing your dogshit agenda to realize that? she changed the game for middle eastern women in the porn industry! ❤️👍🏾 love her work
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@jamiefeelsdandy
He said that he likes trans dudes bc they look like twinks. And the separation of men and trans men from him is also odd
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I fixed it
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A cishet black man is not more privileged than a white trans man or woman you fucking donkey check yourself
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