@talkSPORT Dear Alan United paid £30m for Rooney 16 years ago!!! @BellinghamJude will be a galactico so with inflation that price is about right. As a blues fan I have waited 40 years for a player like this. I know it’s coming but will cherish every moment he is here. @BCFC #BCFC

Maybe I missed some of them but has anyone noticed there's hardly any screamers being scored in EPL?

KIER STARMER IS BRIAN BEDONTE!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!! I’ve figured it out!!! He’s just an actor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #keirstarmer #labour #LabourLiars #labourout

Line up for the chavs.. Allsop, Sampsted, Cashin, Robinson, Neumann, Leonard, Doyle, Iwata, Roberts, Paik, Dykes. 4321 Formation

Maybe this should be our new sponsor #BCFC

In our last championship disaster we got smacked 3-0 New Years Day and lead to sacking a manager. Form Table BOTTOM in last 7 games Form Table RELEGATION ZONE in last 11 games #BCFC Some managers just don't know how to deal with losing games! He's taking us down!

WHO IS MARKING THESE FUCKING PLAYERS!!! Utter garbage! Shove the xg Shove the possession The only stat that matters is bottom of form table! #BCFC doing the same thing every away game and expecting different results! Sorry he's gotta go, they may not want to but that's life!

Last 6 away to these lot lost them all and scored 0 #BCFC 👇🏿

Well done dog heads managing their first 3 points of the season. Shame it’s taken them 19 games 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Clearly the referee has not applied the rule #BCFC

Woeful referee cost us the win #BCFC

Imagine begging for years to bring a prisoner from Egypt and not running a background check on his love of all things white 😂 😂 😂 DO NOT VOTE FOR THE UNIPARTY!! They’ve had a lifetime of votes from you so they can act with impunity. Vote @reformparty_uk

See if Aubameyang wants a crack at English football again! Still aint lost the knack of scoring, proper poacher. #BCFC

#RIP #BrigitteBardot The Hot Legend

Just a thought in advance. Can the piss heads have their own section in the new ground? The amount of time my pregnant daughter in law to be had to get up and down yesterday at #BCFC was beyond ridiculous. Especially them that can easily use the other aisle!!!

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Anyone wants size 9.5 #BCFC #NIKE #AIRMAX95 £500 then drop me a message.

NO PLAN B TIME TO GO DAVIES OUT One win from behind this season. #BCFC Need a manager to get better from this lot.

#EastEnders NOT A XMAS SPECIAL AT ALL. GOTTA SAY THAT WAS THE WORST ONE EVER!!!

Watch until the end! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HOME ALONE meets SAW in Saturday Night Live's alternate ending to the holiday classic, wherein Kevin's deadly traps lay brutal waste to the McCallister family. https://t.co/70CCuAGgvc