i cant rememver
@twe5073
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The enchantment under the sea 🏴☠️
Joined September 2011
My 6am flight to Palm Springs got pushed back to Tuesday bc of the snow
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Didn’t drink last night, woke up before 10am today, hit the store before all the snowstorm panic shoppers, what is happening to me
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Manifesting a generation of childless millennial divorcees to hit the market in 2026
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Explaining to a teenage clerk at the Xfinity store how I stream Tubi on an Xbox I waited in line for three hours to buy at the Titanfall midnight release 14 years ago
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I’m so old young people think I’m a record exec when I come out to heavy metal shows 😭
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Economy keeps getting worse and worse and my paycheck keeps getting shorter and shorter 👌
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In an Uber, dude just ran over someone’s foot and kept it moving 😳
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I don’t even care if we lose by 100 next week.. last night was peak Steeler football. A messy but great end to the regular season. Made us fans experience every emotion including pain, frustration, and ultimately glory. Looking back I loved every bit of it
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At a wrestling match in a Chinatown last night and Skrilla showed up
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Bro hopped on the train smelling like rotten ass this is crazy
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Didn’t text Merry Christmas to any exes or chicks I’ve crashed out over.. officially ready to find the loml
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Translation: The Royalty Checks have gotten slimmer the past few years.
John Lennon’s son worries Gen Z is forgetting the Beatles, and the music that made his dad famous https://t.co/v2saJvfy6T
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