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this is my purpose and my passion — Accepting dms from housewives (Parody Acc Not affiliated with any Housewives)

Boston, MA
Joined March 2025
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RT @plasticmattyy: the coke squeaking through her nostrils
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RT @Pr0sttti0nWh0re: MCFP before getting run off Twitter:
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RT @iloveurcostume: mary called jen shah horrible, but mary cosby’s “non-profit” is just her making money for herself — she’s using the fun….
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RT @suttonsroller: #RHOSLC trailer TOMORROW!
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RT @dorindadeadly: This!!! I will never not be amazed by Carole’s story #RHONY 🍎
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RT @RisaLinna54: Really really missing my girls today
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RT @iloveurcostume: anyway #MCFPIsOverParty (again)
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I love that you can literally see Lisa is only looking at herself. Like I will never find love in the same capacity that Lisa loves Lisa. Obsessed, get on my screen now
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Like imagine a RHODUBAI cast trip to like Nashville, or like some random ass town in the Midwest.
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The fact that they canceled a show with her on it is insane.
@chanelayan
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Mate is the word I was looking for 🤣 I am enjoying America 🇺🇸
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RT @yolandafister: the healing powers of this scene
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RT @fleshmelons: Singer girlfriend with her DJ boyfriend
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Like hello she’s so funny
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RT @idlestdeIilah: britani bateman ending bronwyn I love your costume edit fancam rhoslc || someone send this to her i want her to see it h….
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I just know she would save this to camera roll and watch it regularly in her giant house alone laughing. I’m so obsessed with her.
@idlestdeIilah
𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤🪽
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britani bateman ending bronwyn I love your costume edit fancam rhoslc || someone send this to her i want her to see it
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RT @freakandfraud: Personal reasons being he’s running his own glory hole and can’t be distracted.
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RT @nicole07133: Meredith and Lisa are confident, fun, gorgeous + have actual whimsy and losers who are scared to leave the house think thi….
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Why was Monica honestly ever put on a housewives show? She lived in a mortgaged ranch home drives a leased car that he mom consigned or something and goes to a public pool? . Like you can literally hear the gross dirty kids in the background
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@suttonsroller
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Not the flex Monica thinks it is. #RHOSLC
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RT @avivalegthrow: Gina Kirschenheiter.
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