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goo goobie | other accs: @buccibarnz , @turtlewar_ | call me sbeve/safa | 🇵🇰🇬🇧 |

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i think i should quit my job and become a full time editor actually 😌😌😌😌
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they are campaigning to try to renew a show where half the cast were zionists DONT spend a penny donating or trying to get this show back, spend the money to help support gaza. spread news about palestine. innocent lives are worth infinite times more than a fucking show.
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🏴‍It's time to #HoistTheAds ! 🏴‍ The #RenewAsACrew campaign has a new project. From LA to NYC, we'll be taking out ads, flying planes, and posting fliers to #SaveOFMD ! How can YOU help?
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@turtlesbeve
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hey guys!!! look at this cool meme i found!
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@turtlesbeve
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he looks so pathetic i need to watch this
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@turtlesbeve
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not listening to a word hes saying like whatever you say beautiful
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Surprise! Your host for the #EEBAFTAs 2024 is the incredible... David Tennant 💫 We can't wait to celebrate an amazing year of film with him on Sunday 18 February.
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@turtlesbeve
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GUYS FUCKING LISTEN- how have we missed this???????? aint no fucking way
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what fucking talents????? magic??????
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@everygo2line
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Well, it's something we need an angel of your talents to direct.
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this is how some of you lot in the GO twt have been acting with Every lately
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@TwistedMashup WHAT THE FUCK I JSUT OPENED THIS APP
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I TURNED HER INTO A GIF
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@turtlesbeve
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how did david see the coin
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@turtlesbeve
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he changed the bookshop a bit once aziraphale left
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the cuts to the other standing there for a second arent funny anymore, this shits getting serious.
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I think I understand a whole lot better than you do.
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@turtlesbeve
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@GoodOmensPrime real 😢💔
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@turtlesbeve
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WAIT THEYRE ACTUALLY GAY I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JUST SAYING IT HOLD UP
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7 years ago the 7th episode of Yuri!!! On ice aired
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idk if this is weird but since i have a whole new set of followers its always funny seeing reactions :3 im cis het 👍🏽
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J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩
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I don't have a bag of donuts
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@seadeepspace CROWLEYS EYES LIGHTING UP WHEN THR SCREEN LIGHT GOES OFF SJDBSJDBH bros got glow in thr dark eyes
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guys please i dont wanna be known as the cis het moot guys please WHY IS EVERYONE AND THEIR MUM HERE NOW LIKE
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WHYS DOES IT APPROACH THR SCREN LIKE THAT
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dont tell crowley but im leaving him for heaven!!! shhhh gonna catch his reaction on my hidden bookshop camera 🤭
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shhhh he’s telling you a secret… what is he saying
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@michaelsheen @sheensdreams youre still on thin ice breastie but ill let you go for beckys sake 🫵🏽🤨
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saw jesus????? the other day
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turned around and saw that my heart leapt out my chest omd
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@asleepyy the panels of all time i think
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im going to crumble this persons skull the way they squoze those books wtf is wrong with them
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How old do you think these books are?
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ok i slayed with this fit ayo?????
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look into that fathers eyes and tell him why $14 billion is being sent to the israelis. tell all the parents that are having to bury their own children why israeil needs more money and more military aid to support them. tell those parents why their childrens lives dont matter.
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@B4IN0FY0URLIFE gonna live stream it on twitch for everyone when it comes out 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@616hawkguy anthony...... uh uhm..... ziraphale
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@THlNDARKDUKE they really get plenty of use out of the bookshop FRRRR
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dear god the stats on these.... and im nearly close to 300.... i was below 200 before the first post what are you doing in my house 😭😭
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@azIraballs why is he sprawled put like that damnnnnn
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i really infected the server with david
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CUM ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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you know whats funny to me? how QUICKLY white ppl get defensive when you call them out for supporting isr*el or for being neutral. bro, never seen anyone move quicker than i have seen some celebs and people move. and as for the people that are up their asses? thats another thing
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@melonsharks oops 😞
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@Cool_DudeN19 i think the archangels assistant needs his own assistant to keep him occupied :((( hes so bored please soemone let him go drive a bentley or sumn
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oh david wall how ive missed you 🤩🤩🤩🤩
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i felt silly
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And you told him just where he could stick it, then?
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omg crowley ring
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NO FUCKING WAY I HIT 200 COZ OF THAT TWEET IM GONNA SKRILL MYSELF
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@turtlesbeve
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The eid fit :))) ourple this year!! :3 eid mubarak everyone hope you all have a blessed day 😚😚
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it hurts so much reading the posts of the journalists and reporters in Gaza losing hope. they have been screaming and shouting for people to listen and have been risking their lives to document the genocide happening in Palestine. ya allah protect them. We NEED a Ceasefire Now.
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people that just rawdog their clothes and dont wear a vest under them scare me
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WAIT THEY HAVE HER TIED THERE HELP
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turned around and saw that my heart leapt out my chest omd
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YEAHHH
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just ordered some pins :)
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kissing him passionate who said that
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crowley and aziraphale in real life ‼️‼️
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@MercatAnika bros desperately shifting from foot to foot whilst he tries to answer aziras questions wjdbjfbd
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david tennant in the british museum????
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@sad_pigeonJr he needs all the likes he can get :'( small acc struggles 💔💔
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"but its pretty" 🚗 crowley had some aziraphale approved sorbet
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*brother is calling* *i answer the phone* me: h- bro: DO YOU HAVE A SECRET STASH OF BEANS ANYWHERE me: ?????? what???? bro: DO YOU. HAVE A SECRET STASH OF BEANS ANYWHERE? me: no??? bro: thats a problem.
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@BlackBirdInkk love the idea that crowley js "sleeping" and "accidentally" exposed his wings to annoy azira so that he'll turn the light off and go to sleep
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for every like on this tweet i wont go on my phone as soon as i wake up in the morning
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who tf is scraping butter out with a fork i jsut wanna talk
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@feyooons hit me with the "omg thats so sweet" and then the "AAAAA FUCKKKKKK"
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my granddad wanted me to accompany him to a restaurant so where we gooooo :333
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british always sneaking in there as if all the good food here isnt from the countries they colonised 🤨 i know what you are
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The 5 best cuisines in the world 1. German 2. Japanese 3. Korean 4. Italian 5. British
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@smol_ghosts they really just slapped david and a tardis on there and called it a day
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i should probably say this before monday BUT ‼️ i will be off all social media for the month of ramadan starting like monday, ill come back on/after eid so yeah!! if you dont see me around its coz ill be gone from all socials 👍🏽
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@stel_l1na hey buddy :) heyyyy i just wanna talk. I JUST WANNA TALK 🔪
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every since i made that tweet telling yall im het ive gained quite a few followers 😭😭😭😭 are all the hets converging or should i be worried about a more sinister second option?
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should i get churros after work? :3
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@smol_ghosts omg theyre beautiful 🫶🏽🫶🏽
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imagine if they put all the efforts gone i to this towards raising funds for palestine or congo or any other country that is currently suffering. sure you guys liked the show but trying to renew and put a bunch of zionists back in a job is not fucking worth it
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thats it, its over for me, i was changing the cover on my pillow and it just exploded im never recovering from this WTF DO I EVEN DO
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ramadan kareem everyone!! i will be off of all social media during Ramadan and wont be back until Eid so if you come looking for me i wont be here until like the first week of april or something. anyways, love you all ill miss you see you when i get back :) 🌙 mwah
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@autismpills @THlNDARKDUKE who is after you?????
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me and all of you 🫶🏽
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@azirascrowley BLONDE??? im sorry it looks grey 😭😭😭 peepaw 🫶🏽
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HOW MANY CHILDREN HAVE TO DIE BEFORE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT ISRAEL ISNT "FIGHTING BACK" "ONLY TRYING TO ATTACK HAMAS"? THEY ARE KILLING CHILDREN. TARGETING CHILDREN. THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS SO THEY CAN FULLY WIPE OUT PALESTINIANS FORM THEIR HOME LAND
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lsrael bombs UN schools in Gaza Strip with white phosphorus.
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@asleepyy oh darling instead of oh crowley 🕯️🕯️🕯️ manifesting
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@georgiaEtennant ok well do something more proactive then, rather than coming here quick to defend yourself share respurces to help Palestinians that are currently facing a genocide. theres no way that by now without your reading and listening you havent come to that conclusion right?
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@Slimecicle charlie, ive never bought anything faster
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came downstairs AND HIS ASS IS SLEEPING????? ALL SNUG AS A BUG??? TF??????
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got his ass
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fridge pissed itself :(
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theyre back as.... ghosts....
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THEY KILLED THEM BOTH
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@asleepyy i would shit my pants if i ever witnessed this first hand but i love him so much i give him a little kiss
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shes just a child!! it infuriates me that the west ignore this, theyre ignoring these children, this is no life for a child to be living. they should be allowed to each chips til theyre sick of them, not stand in hour long queues to use a bathroom without proper water facilities
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Jana Abu Daqga, 11 years old, displaced to Mustafa Hafez School, Khan Yunis.
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hes such an activist until it comes to poc 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 yeah anyways michael sheen is a piece of shit!
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oliver leon
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não entendo como o fandom de good omens ignorou completamente que o sheen ficou puto com alguns fãs que pediram para ele falar sobre o movimento black lives matter como se isso fosse um pedido criminoso. o cara já demonstrava esse comportamento RIDÍCULO em 2020 e o fandom 🙉🙈🙊.
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going to bed good night 😴😴😴😴 look after them for me please
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@crowsperfectlie THE NEWSPAPER???? CELESTIAL OBSERVER?? THE STARS????? HELLO??????
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guys do i give estrella the gomens award for more unfortunate fan coz se got locked out of her acc? shbdjdfb itd be funny i think
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@aziraballs it really feels like crowley asndjjk seems like something he'd make azira do because he thinks theres no way hed ever do something bad enough for an entire apology dance and then he ends up having to
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does anyone have this but with brown eyes
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HELP???? 😭😭😭😭
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he looks so pathetic i need to watch this
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@Plodgey sandalphon x metatron
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never a moments peace in here 🙄🙄/lh
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im putting @michaelsheen in one
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@GoatInTheMoon
‼️ Crowley’s Goat ‼️ Silliest Editor ‼️
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Gunna leave this out here for people who want their own jar 🫶
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we've seen Palestinians post about the flyers that said go south, and now we're seeing these journalists show the south is being targeted. israel isnt hiding it. theyre blatantly showing the world what theyre doing and the world leaders still wont do anything. its disgusting.
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duality of the tl
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BRO SOMEONE JSUT CAME AND LEFT THIS NEXT TO ME AS I WAS EATING???
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good night guys go watch atwi80d!!! gonna sleep with phileas fogg on the mind
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hey babe im in the tit aisle, what size honkers you got?
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