
Heisenberg
@turakeey_Jr
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I want to eat my cake 🎂 and have it
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Joined March 2012
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Who else writes "etc" knowing damn well you don't have more examples 😭
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i lowkey feel bad for not checking up on the people i care about, but then i remember the phone goes both ways and no one checks up on me.
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As a single mother I am saying this: Men have a sense of balance when it comes to providing routine and discipline but also support, encouragement, and show unwavering dedication to their children. Men also tend to lead with more logic than emotion while still allowing room for
Why are kids raised by single dads more decent and smart in life than those raised by single mothers 😳😳
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Aint No Way I Just Saw My Mechanic & His Kids Going To KFC In My Car
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My broke is not your broke. My broke still pays bills and eats steak.
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Move in together. It speeds up the breakup process. Follow me for more relationship advice
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Shes a 10 but she has a nose ring, glasses and a bit of an attitude
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Y'all ever remove a friend request and they send it again like bro I said no
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Show me where in the employee handbook it says I can't go outside & catch frogs.
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If we go on a date, everything's on me baby don't worry, just run when I run.
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Period Pain On The First Day Is Literally Near Death Experience.
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Why do moms feel like the child is more theirs than the dad?
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Why do moms feel like the child is more theirs than the dad?
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At what age do women start accepting they're not gonna marry a rich man
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Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone>>>
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Don't ever fight over me cause now ima really want both of yall
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Don't ever fight over me cause now ima really want both of yall
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Mfs out here with $1200 phones asking for rides you better use airplane mode
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