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@turakeey_Jr

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I want to eat my cake 🎂 and have it

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Joined March 2012
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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@iknowuknowsanti
oLAmIPoSi🍁
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Who else writes "etc" knowing damn well you don't have more examples 😭
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@triiadxx
Triiad ୭୭
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i lowkey feel bad for not checking up on the people i care about, but then i remember the phone goes both ways and no one checks up on me.
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@LaPistolaDulce
Pistola 🔫💋
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As a single mother I am saying this: Men have a sense of balance when it comes to providing routine and discipline but also support, encouragement, and show unwavering dedication to their children. Men also tend to lead with more logic than emotion while still allowing room for
@KomugishaPeace
komugisha Peace
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Why are kids raised by single dads more decent and smart in life than those raised by single mothers 😳😳
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Aint No Way I Just Saw My Mechanic & His Kids Going To KFC In My Car
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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My broke is not your broke. My broke still pays bills and eats steak.
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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RT @anvixox: Men just breathing while I have cramps doesn’t sit right with me
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Move in together. It speeds up the breakup process. Follow me for more relationship advice
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Shes a 10 but she has a nose ring, glasses and a bit of an attitude
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Y'all ever remove a friend request and they send it again like bro I said no
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Show me where in the employee handbook it says I can't go outside & catch frogs.
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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If we go on a date, everything's on me baby don't worry, just run when I run.
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@imm_pain
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧 💔
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Period Pain On The First Day Is Literally Near Death Experience.
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Why do moms feel like the child is more theirs than the dad?
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Why do moms feel like the child is more theirs than the dad?
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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At what age do women start accepting they're not gonna marry a rich man
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone>>>
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Don't ever fight over me cause now ima really want both of yall
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Don't ever fight over me cause now ima really want both of yall
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@turakeey_Jr
Heisenberg
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Mfs out here with $1200 phones asking for rides you better use airplane mode
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