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Lower your expectations of people.
Manchester
Joined January 2009
A bee's just landed next to me, and said "5 fluid ounces, 120 pints, 7 cubic inches and 2 teaspoons." I think it spoke volumes.
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When it seems to take forever for your crisps to drop out of the vending machine.
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Want to feel old? This is what Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson look like now.
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Liz Truss: "We will deliver on.... ERROR! ERROR! 67689737$^$4555666X£40PW"
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