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Tom Smit

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Security Strategist @Splunk. Sportsball fan. Beer snob.

York, Maine
Joined May 2008
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Tom Smit
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14 days
RT @splunk: #ICYMI: We're bringing our A-game to year 🔟 of #SplunkBOTS. Want to flex your #cybersecurity smarts in this year's challenge?….
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RT @splunk: You know we have to bring our A-game to year 🔟 of #SplunkBOTS. 👀. Do you have the security smarts to take on this year's challe….
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1 month
BOTS10 coming at you! See you all at .conf25. #splunk
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We're proud to celebrate a decade of BOTS with BOTS10 at .conf25, featuring an evening of unique experiences and surprises.
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3 months
BOTS10. It’s happening. #bots #splunk.
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5 months
Dichen Lachman == amazing actress. End of line. #severance.
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6 months
Hey @FedEx - is it actually possible to talk to someone for help?.
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7 months
Well… @UPS is claiming severe weather is delaying a package overnight. Is the severe weather in the room with us right now?
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8 months
Interesting. @ScottHanson didn't say "commercial free football" today.
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8 months
Clearly the call was made. Refs are showing up for the Chiefs more than normal. Maybe the NFL shouldn’t be in the betting market?.
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8 months
Only Kansas City can get a pick six changed to roughing the passer.
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9 months
Howdy @FidiumFiber - are you ever NOT experiencing higher than normal call volumes?.
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9 months
I mean… everyone loves sausage. #WheelOfFortune.
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9 months
Fidium called me three times a day for weeks straight to sign up. I sign up. i need to talk to someone, i've been on hold for an hour. Customer service. who needs it.
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9 months
Anyone want to come and do some cool stuff at Splunk?.
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Tom Smit
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9 months
A little over 24 hours left to register for BOTS Day 2024. Right now, we're at about 1000 people registered for the morning event, so come and enjoy the insanity :) Sign up at .
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Get a closer look at what to expect during Boss of the SOC at .conf24.
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10 months
Why does uber eats charge a cancellation fee when they can’t fulfill an order. Odd business model.
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10 months
RT @splunk: Think you’ve got what it takes to be the BOSS of the SOC? 👑 . Dive into the ultimate #SplunkSecurity showdown to find out. Take….
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Tom Smit
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10 months
Verizon Wireless legit just asked me to scan a QR code with an Apple Watch. We're doomed. .
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