Hi! We're the Harmonic System. (The pseudonym Lycha is shared) Tweets might be typed by a different person than who worded them. Untagged tweets are either the host (Maine) or indeterminate authorship. Prev tagged in the QT w/ pic of the body Frequent writers in thread below 👇

I'm bad at tone because I was like, it's "so Greenland and Europe are saying fuck the US? nice! hell yea" and then realized it's actually saying "so Greenland and Europe are saying fuck the US? wicked! how evil". had to unlike. somehow didn't notice MAGA in the @ at first?? 🤔 😭

someone with a body more masculine than yours has transitioned happily. someone older than you, who waited longer to start HRT, did it too. someone with a deeper voice has done it. someone in an area as dangerous as yours, with a family as conservative as yours, has transitioned.

I wish science would research how to safely make things which smell like gasoline, cigarettes, ozone, the belowmentioned VOCs, etc, without being harmful. I love many pollution scents but they're definitely bad for you physically 😔

There’s a frog in boiling water element to this too. On polymarket you can bet on whether Gaza will be ethnically cleansed. On Kalshi you can bet on whether they’ll be famine in Gaza (that one paid out for ‘yes’ btw) This is objectively depraved and should not be legal but 1/2

*points at myself in the mirror* hey girl, I'm going to name you...um... QZXD??? (I didn't say I was any *good* at naming women...)

Letter to the Editor, circa 2038: Even though the LLMs never became sentient, they still forced social change, which is what humanity really needed: a reason to save itself (like when the Mars Colony all died, and old industrial era environmental disregard became taboo overnight)

being an electron in a quantum well is wild because 99% of the time I look like this and the 1% I look like my pinned tweet

I don't really support the idea of heterosexual marriage because how can two very different genders possibly communicate well enough to build a stable enough relationship for marriage*? But it's a free country so I'll mind my business 🤷🏼‍♀️ * this part parodies homophobia ( = joke)

friendly reminder!!! SSDs are not safe storage!

why did chrome autopin gemini to the window title bar when it updated ughhhhh

in 2016, people thought starting HRT at 20 was insanely early and now ppl are like "if they didnt switch you to injections before 12, it's over"

when I discovered hard kinks I thought I had found heaven. and I didn't even have real internet access yet lol

The fact that my screen name is in fact listed as Lycha Rose on IAFDB, and it's a name I've verifiably done business under for nearly a decade, probably won't be enough. They'll likely just boot me for being naked on the internet anyway 🫩

It'll be useless for exchanging money with acquaintances I don't fully trust... I don't want to enable stalkers. So I will probably just have to cancel my account right?

Cool, Cash App is now asking to verify my identity, which means they're probably going to force me to change my surname to my legal one — a name I don't really use. I only changed my first name legally when I transitioned to try to appease my family; honestly a mistake to keep it

today i learned that most people dont actually understand what obsessive compulsive disorder is on any real level so honestly ive been finding all of this very interesting

Maybe I've developed an allergy to my allergy medicine lol I guess I should start checking the fillers for different levocetirizine brands >.>

Oh come on why am I MORE itchy after taking my allergy medicine. Barely itched yesterday after forgetting to take it. Super itchy today after taking it. Pharmacokinetics are supposed to be slow metabolization so rebound effect shouldn't be there yet. No allergen exposure. Wtf...

Very cool project with the text messages from the House Oversight Epstein tranche

(seriously: docker is annoying but exists to fulfill an emergent need. humans find utility in general purpose computing via von Neumann architecture, but it's really hard to make such a computer flexible & secure at the same time; so, OS's become patchworks of risk mitigation)