The wig formerly known as Donald Trump
@trumps_squirrel
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●Trump is the circus peanut of candy● professional toupee● pan, NB feminist ♋● thanks to @figzet for making my avi●
somewhere far away from Trump
Joined January 2016
Aggressive positivity: be kind and accept yourself for who you are or I will do it for you
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Some people prefer pigeons over squirrels and I do not support your decision to be wrong. #squirrelarmy
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O no. A koch brother died. I am.. so sad at the news.
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I've figured it out lads, the meaning of life. It was right in front of our paws the whole time:
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The selfie📸 in front of that homan isn't worth it Lunch is waiting at home 🐿 🐿
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With over 100K signatures and counting, #TrumpTower in Manhattan could have a fancy new address. https://t.co/vaMX0qEDKm
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Can I vote? No. Will that stop me from running around biting the hands of trump voters? Absolutely not.
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🎶she's a maniac, maaaaaniac oh oh oh🎶
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Nibbler thought Monday was cancelled so he went back to sleep. A short time later, he woke up refreshed. Now he is ready to face the day. Happy Monday! 😃 #squirrel #squirrels #nature #animals #MondayMorning
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Trump can't buy Greenland because I already did
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Hooo boy just got to America and you people sure love to blast news about trump everywhere. Did I miss something?
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If you even TRY to feed me gluten free bread I will possum scream at you give me carbs
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Oh wow the funeral service for Epstein is full of all the people who know his TRUE nature.. not the NASTY LIBS who spread FAKE NEWS
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I will personally fund a charity that feeds the squirrels of the world from the secret side businesses of the rich and call it Squirrelled Away
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Ahem! @trumps_squirrel, @Figzet, can we add a second drummer to the jam band? I’m totally down. 🥁🥁🎶😱🤯😂💗
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