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Alan Wagner

@truewagner

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Joined April 2013

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Alan Wagner

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9 months

Did you ever see this in your Uber!?

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At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...

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A local child has an issue.

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9 months

What the hell Wegman's!?

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It seems the employee could have been kinder!

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6 months

I think it's alright for the kid to be there.

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Alan Wagner

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5 years

Finally! Obama is back in a BIG way!

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The neighborhood decides the fate of the dog.

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1 year

Should the man be Celebrated or Despised? 🤔

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6 years

I located this by the hardware store!

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2 years

Should she punish the daughter, or buy the toy!?

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5 months

Do you think there’s anything wrong with something like this?

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

I can’t believe my partner got this for us to veiw.

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Would you comfortable to be tracked like this?

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

Too much electric in the air can cause an issue.

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2 years

Something exemplary is going on with a car...

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

This could be a new way to meet your wife.

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3 years

I love to see a film with a positive message.

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

I hope the issue is resolved soon and their family finds peace!

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6 years

The rules for the train are getting out of control.

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6 years

My nephew just brought this assignment home... WHAT!?

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6 years

A man on the street handed this to me and ran away....

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11 months

This is a family dispute that shouldn't be in the public sphere.

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2 months

I never heard of this game, did you?

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Alan Wagner

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9 months

@Uber On June 12 2016 my cousin got in a Uber and was never seen again What did you do with him Uber is he still with us??

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

Should the men be allowed to do their activity?

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

Is this what the new generation eats for their meal?

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3 years

I can't believe about this family's problem!

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

Hollywood has officially lost touch with the common man.

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7 months

A new family in my area wishes for privacy.

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

If it works, that would be amazing.

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

Your health is more important than ever these days.

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

The DVD industry has lost their mind.

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

Teens are OBSESSED with this new hat, but does it contain a dark secret?

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

I wouldn't give it to my worst enemy.

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

I knew some wild wives in my day, but this one takes the cake!

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

Try as I might I will never understand the world of fashion/style.

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

I'm going to thicken my trunk.

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

THIS is what they're teaching my son!!?

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

This is the last thing I want to see in my chimney.

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Alan Wagner

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1 month

They want to know my opinion about the salt.

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2 years

Why do people stoop to this level just for food?

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9 months

If you sent a text message to these, 🤔 Something will happen .

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

The next "M&MS?" Somehow I doubt it.

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2 years

I was shocked when I discovered the real issue with my mail.

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3 years

What do you think is in the pill??

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1 year

He has concerns about how his leg is perceived.

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

It's amazing to think of the long way technology has taken.

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

It's refreshing to see this much honesty from a lawyer these days.

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Alan Wagner

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1 year

This month all patrons are receiving hair.

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Alan Wagner

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2 years

Is the deity real!?

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

Imagine you give your son a quarter... and he returns with this!

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3 years

It's not healthy to reach into the bowl.

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2 years

The dad didnt appreciate the candy?!

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6 years

I want to know what the wives think about it.

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Alan Wagner

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3 years

Reality TV has hit a new low

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5 years

What's going on with Air B and B?

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4 years

Almost didn't get this DVD but so glad I did...

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6 years

Wow! Can you believe this bird situation!?

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

I might employ him for my pal's bachelor party! (made for @superdeluxe )

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2 years

This month patrons are getting this NICE & NORMAL BUMPER STICKER. Put it on your car so the other drivers know you are a regular guy!

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4 years

Would you sell it to him?

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

Scientists have discovered why crickets chirp, and it might surprise you!

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5 years

Never actually looked at my long CVS receipt until today...

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6 years

Where does it go!?

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6 years

Interesting new product, but I think my family would dislike it. (made for @superdeluxe )

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6 years

His name is Wallace, and these are his capsules.

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6 years

I'm almost there, but I feel uncomfortable about redeeming...

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6 years

I am considering becoming his disciple.

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2 years

This month all Patreon subscribers will be receiving this in the mail. Sorry patrons!

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6 years

Honestly, I think it's a convenient new way to eat nuggets!

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

I guess the saying is true: "everyone's a critic these days!"

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Alan Wagner

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5 years

The freedom of religion is our privilege as an American.

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Alan Wagner

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5 years

His talents do not cease at acting!

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Alan Wagner

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5 years

It would be scary if you didn't know the code word!

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6 years

I was surprised to find it in the candy aisle...

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6 years

At least this way you know someone is paying attention...

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6 years

Why would you want to do this to your wife!?

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

Back in my generation we had Tickle My Elmo... now this!?

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

The folks in my neighborhood are crazy about dog droppings...

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Alan Wagner

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5 years

It's important to know your rights!

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5 years

Should this Blu-Ray be BANNED in U.S.A.??

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6 years

Could it be safe to drink?

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6 years

Do you think he gets lonely up there?

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5 years

My grandfather was cruel, but I may attend this.

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5 years

Who remembers this from our childhood of the 90's?

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5 years

I wouldn't buy it if it was the last frozen meal on "Earth"!

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

Never say local elections aren't important!

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

Are they truly "proud" to offer this!?

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Alan Wagner

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5 years

With the correct fruit, you can be cashier for a day!

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6 years

Something tells me it's not their highest-selling card...

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

I think I would have enjoyed it as a kid! (made for @superdeluxe )

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Alan Wagner

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6 years

I get they do not want droppings on their lawn, but this is wild.

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Alan Wagner

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5 years

Which one is your choice?

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5 years

I too have a special towel.

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