Doesn’t matter whether I have 13 followers—still more people than those who are going to buy Meghan Markle’s new book—or 1 million, I will forever hold the title of the biggest bitch in Britain.
A Meghan & Harry documentary? I would rather see Liz Truss become PM again than to sit through five seconds of those ungrateful royals complaining on the telly.
In other news, I would gladly take Lady Susan Hussey's job at Buckingham Palace.