Ouu, now I can't see my tweets. Awesome awesome. #awesome

This is just so, so breathtakingly stupid.

2/2 So I look around and find some 10 year old wired earbuds with a microusb cable sticking out. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. #shirleytemple

1/2 I hadn't recharged my Kindle in six months, so I needed to find a cable. Went to my desk, checked the connector and... microusb! Ok, I... don't have anything that's microusb anymore. I THREW OUT THE LAST OF THE MICROUSB 4-5 MONTHS AGO.

Last update on my pinky before the nail gets clipped. There's the bruise at the top and on the side there's some gunky stuff. The gunky stuff will probably take two clippings to get rid of. 🤷 #nailedit

So I'm finally tackling the garage, after finishing a third of the porch. It's going to take me like 3 rounds to do this. 😱☠️

Update

Ugh, my pinky finger still hurts.

Found my cache of books in the... place I left them. Copied them over to a drive and then buried the drive under about 3 layers of stuff. Crisis averted I guess.

Still mad about the ear buds.

... I pick the best tags

I got these earbuds 4-5 years ago. Work well. Just use them to cut grass. Sammy takes the controls of the buds out of the wearable app so now I have to spend 5 minutes looking for the song I like. #lifedoesntlikeme

So I decide today is the day I pull weeds in the 'garden' at 6 and mow the lawn at 7. I finish pulling the weeds relatively quickly but there ain't no way I'm mowing the yard tonight. #hot #ImhurtImoldImtiredandIworkwithweeds

I put out an old futon and the comforter and a bunch of metal things out to the curb. Guess what the scrappers left. #reallypeople

Slowly cleaning my house up. I've been at it for a week straight and now the garbage disposal broke. #flamesonthesideofmyface

Yay! I'm forming a sub-committee to explore the effects of finally doing something with my website. This is exciting! #lazy

I'm doing these prompts for May and today's was sticks and stones. I thought ou, I can go to a pool hall! Sticks (cues) and stones (balls)! My city has no pool halls left. #sadtrombone #billiards

I GOT A CHERRY! All is right with the world.

3000th post on my pinky. 3001st post on Starburst Suckers. So I have gotten 3 orange suckers out of the bag randomly. The most boring and plasticky flavor. I realize that you need boring to make the other flavors pop, but come on. Oh, plasticky is a word. til.

So I don't think I'll lose the nail 😶