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Imagine designing a digital clock that uses proportional rather than monospaced numerals so the : is not in the same position in each minute 🤮

More in sloppy contract drafting: evening peak restrictions on *cross-London* regulated super/saver tickets probably contravene every train operator's contract

144 unread emails and *Paint* is not responding

The Cannolo Man knows photography

Me: 'you'll want to make sure that the new contract retains this provision' Client: ...

I feel very much a luddite about LLMs. Whenever I see the bold text and the lists of three things, I feel 'if you can't be bothered to write this, why should I be bothered to read it'

Southampton may challenge this one

Grad who I manage, newly commuting from a home county of London: 'the train fares are higher here than in the North' Me: 'the taxpayer is grateful for your support'

The people in the next door flat are flying the Royal Standard of England 1198-1340. Obviously fans of the Plantagenets but not of the Hundred Years War

Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories. Fat Bear Week is here.

When someone's answer to trains being cancelled is 'tough targets'... Sure, none has tried that before 🤨

Where do I get my 'Highway Code Rule H2' t shirts printed

Oooh GTR and Southeastern rolling stock allocations have appeared in realtimetrains

A bit ambitious for Stagecoach to stick 'spacious, comfy seating' on the side of an Enviro 200

In fact has always shown zero 🤔

Wondering how the ORR station usage data shows zero interchanges at Northallerton

I should not have drunk nordic coffee at 15:00

Is More London Riverside lethal for everyone after rain, or do I need new shoes?

Three delay repay claims from the last three days of commuting. Normally have to wait for period 08 for this sort of performance

Lots of red flags flying in Bexhill, didn't know it was so left wing