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First Class Honours
Bsc (Hons) Accounting, Unilag❤️
Dedicating this to my Late Dad 🕊️
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I told my 4 years old nephew that I wish I was his age and he told me he wished he was a baby. Omo, everywhere no easy 😹
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Retweet if you believe God will do this for you before 2020 ends....
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Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills & outstanding debts. Broke again within an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just amazing!
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My Dog is so stupid. Yesterday evening, another Dog chased both of us😭
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My Aunt left me with her twins, I fed one, then I went on Twitter. Now I can't remember which one I fed again 🤦
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4 months ago, I started Chicken farming with 15 Chickens, 5 died and I’m proud to say I’ve eaten the remaining 10.
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You said Washing Machine will make your Wife lazy and you’re driving a Car. Trek nah, hardworking man🤣🤣🤣
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Mr IBU is really sick, please, let’s help him in any way we can.
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Who told African drivers that the best time to buy Fuel is after loading the passengers?
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If you're a Nigerian and you understand how Rugby and Cricket works.
Then, your head is not correct.
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ROBERTO CARLOS🗣️: "Messi made Barcelona great and Madrid made Cristiano great." Now Barcelona is suffering to win cups and Madrid, without Cristiano, is still winning. "The most deciding player was always Messi."
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The reason he has not won a World Cup yet is because he criticizes the wins and achievements of others.
🗣️ Cristiano Ronaldo: "The Ballon d'Or award and the Best award are losing credibility."
🗞️ Record
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Aside from graduating with First Class honours from Unilag,
I was the Vice President for Faculty of Management Science
Student Ambassador for Golden Penny Foods, LG Electronics, Nokia Cowrywise, ACCA.
Interned with LIRS and Deloitte Nigeria
Influenced for MTV Base, DStv,…
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Virginity used to be a Wedding present, now it is a birthday present.
What the hell happened to us? 😂😂
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Being Jesus desciple must have been very hard 😭.When you're sick and you want to take a day off, boom! You're healed. 😩
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Some things have been happening in Unilag lately that y’all don’t know about
Check the thread, you go laugh tire😂 😂
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Davido should just accept that Burna Boy and Wizkid are bigger than him.
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I am broke, I don't have a car, I don't have a house, I'm jobless but my goal is to date DJ Cuppy.
What am I?
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To the person who discovered that Plantain could be fried. May your descendants never lack any good food.
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I once caught my roommate watching Porn around 3am and the stupid boy told me "Sleep Toyosi, this is nothing but a bad dream" 😂
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You saved ₦20,000 and after 2 months your balance is ₦17,987
Which Bank is that??
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If you call your Mum's phone once then you're not serious. Because the first call is for her to locate her handbag.
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Nigerian pharmacies are a complete disgrace. How can you not have Malaria drugs but you have sliced bread 🤦
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This Iniesta last-minute goal against Chelsea gave a different type of goosebumps
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All I want is a phone with iPhone camera, Samsung memory and speed, Sony Speaker, Gionee battery with ITEL price 😂😂
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Once you have a woman, stop acting too friendly with any lady that comes your way. Your woman feels disrespected.
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On WhatsApp, people will ignore your text and still have the nerve to view your status
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I will rather walk barefooted than wear a wet slippers worn by someone else. That shit irritates me! 😩😩
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I remembered when I joined Social Media newly, I texted some Celebrities hoping one will respond 😂🤡
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Who else noticed that girls that easily give out their contact are hard to get
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She slept in my room for 3 Days, I didn't touch her or kiss her.
Describe me with one word?
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Being matured is when you attend a Wedding and leave without eating
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I do her Assignment for her, I buy her food, I transfer money to her sometimes when she's broke and I escort her to her Boyfriend's house
What am I?
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I noticed the realest females don't ask for much. All they need is your time, effort, honesty, attention and for you to answer your phone.
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I started my Fish Pond business 4 months ago, 20 fishes went through a hole, 40 died. Yesterday, I invited my friends for a hangout, I used the remaining fish for pepper soup and we all enjoyed 😢
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I recently introduced my Landlord to bets. Now, we're both homeless
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I don't know why WhatsApp will give you a "delete for everyone" option and still go ahead to tell everyone you deleted your message🙄
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I could remember this time last year during Ramadan when I traveled to my aunty’s place in Ibadan. When I got to the Lagos-Ibadan expressway, I saw long traffic. Then, I just heard a voice saying
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Every kitchen in Nigeria has at least one Pot that has no handle. It is in the Constitution 😹
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My parents were too religious, over 15 pictures of Jesus on our parlour wall. I grew up thinking He was my elder brother 😭
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If I die in this lockdown, there is no need for Autopsy,
Na Garri kill me😂😭
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WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send "♥️" to someone, it will enlarge itself and start beating, it is not that deep please.
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Alvarez and Haaland won a treble at 23, Messi at 22, Lewandowski at 32 but football twitter won’t talk about Ronaldo, a 38-year-old man who has never won a treble.
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I’M BEGGING YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD, AS LONG AS YOU’RE ON TWITTER AND YOU SUPPORT THIS MOVEMENT, PLEASE DON’T STOP TWEETING AND RETWEETING!!
#EndSars
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigera
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A very fast way to ice your drinks in case you don’t have a Fridge or Freezer👇
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I borrowed you ₦200 to place a bet and you won ₦3Million. How much will you give me?
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I don't have a good voice but immediately I enter the bathroom, who be Adele and Beyonce?
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Once you hear people saying "His wife is controlling him" just know that the Family is living in Peace.
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To the person who discovered that we can actually drink Garri.May your descendants never know suffering
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Miss Agu Chizoba was one of the protesters that was knocked down at Lagos Protest yesterday. Please, she needs 3.1 Million Naira for Brain Surgery.
PLEASE HELP RETWEET. THANKS.
#LekkiMassacre
#LekkiGenocide
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I borrowed you ₦1000 to place a bet and you won ₦4Million. How much will you give me?
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Na Wizkid sing bad to me, na another person dey feel say person bad to am 💀
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Who else noticed that girls that easily give out their contact are hard to get
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I do her Assignments for her, I buy her food, I transfer money to her when she's broke and I escort her to her Boyfriend's house
What am I?
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Who is your favourite artist?
Like for Olamide
Retweet for Burna boy
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Some girls don't really care about your money or looks. All they want is for you to have sense.
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