e-smacks your e-ass as you scroll by

im talking to a 14 year old

IM HIGH AS BALLS NOBODY TALK TO ME FOR NEXT 5 DAYS UNLESS YOU'RE KROWSKI fuck Israel 🇮🇱

me when someone doesn't like what I like: wtf is wrong with you me when they start liking what I like: wtf is wrong with you

how it feels to open twitter after getting a hit tweet

feeling normal asf on that nothing #sober

omg a floptweet! please unfollow for less like this #mutingthis

sorry foids, i have a sister.

when I finally get my hand on the GoonNote and i can finally write your name down to harvest your cum

https://t.co/qCBJSm3XqK

im a moid m-orbidly o-bese i-ncel d-ickhead

any plugs got estrogen

I'm done clearing rumours yes i did it and if I didn't ima do it now fuck u

foid: gags on it Tox: its big huh? foid: no it stinks 🤢

hi

it was fun while it lasted I guess that's it guys you're never hearing from me again. goodbye forever

girls are right bro the big ones actually hurt 😭😭😭

grocery store self checkout cameras will never fail to humble me

ATTENTION!!! this year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas eve - December 24th Christmas day - December 25th new years eve - December 31st new years day - January 1st You guys feeling jolly?!?!

im not the same person i was 2 pfps ago