Wanna get a tweet?

Bloomberg for VP! inhaled AND enjoyed it!

goddammit

finally remembered my twitter password. won't you take me to funky town, won't you take me to funky town

how'd it get to be 4:26 already?! hold up guys, I'm on my way. shit.

Oh man, why everyone riding me today. God damn it.

wondering if this mod_perl stuff is anything like sour diesel

@nic: don't believe anything that dog says. PS I think i'm getting a cold or allergies or something <cough>

damn, took a long time to retrieve my password, shit...

why are my pants in the kitchen sink?

what time is it? i think i was supposed to do something a couple of minutes ago, but i can't remember. lemme get a little high...

wow, i think i need a break. who took my lighter?

dude, like, Daniel Lyons should totally make a fake Daniel Lyons blog. Or, no, he should make a fake...no, I mean...nevermind...

how does this work?

I have no idea whats going on.