Courtney Figueroa
@totertotsalad
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Disney adult || I love farming, cozy games and cats
Joined March 2015
IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN 🗣️
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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Saying NO without feeling bad is an important life skill I want to learn.
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Me: *completes one (1) single task* My brain: Incredible. Stunning performance. You have earned 6 hours of dissociation. Take the rest of the week off. You are a hero.
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Posing for photos
What is the most basic thing you are terrible at...?
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me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult
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This got fully funded in ONE day! I'm so excited! 🫶🏼
it’s time to make a moo-ve 🐮 the bubble cow plushie is now available over on @Makeship for a limited time! 🥹 adopt your new bestie today: https://t.co/LDbDQkLmrz
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my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t
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IMPACT
Which movie had the most impactful ending in cinematic history, and why?
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everyone really needs to have a travis kelce in their life
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My biggest downfall
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This is my husband
When i say "the other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth
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Most of us are not going through a lot we just need MONEY 😂
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