TotalDockhead
@totaldockhead
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We believe in making an unapologetically bold impression with flair. Leave your decency on shore and dive into the Dockhead lifestyle.
New Baltimore, MI
Joined July 2023
Wanna sleigh this holiday season with festive tunes? Then grab our @spotify playlist and celebrate Dockmas! >> https://t.co/cv99K3nZtQ PSST. Don't forget to visit https://t.co/JC3gqj2uBD, and grab a few stocking stuffers too! #Playlist #holidayseason #merrydockmas #Christmas
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Dockhead Quick Tip: Seaweed isn’t just slimy—it’s vital to the ecosystem! 🌿 Avoid disturbing large patches to protect marine habitats. #Dockhead #QuickTip #OceanConservation #ProtectTheSea #TotalDockhead
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Dockhead Quick Tip: Even with GPS, always have a map or chart on hand. 🗺️ Tech can fail, but a good map won’t! #Dockhead #QuickTip #BoatLife #AdventureAwaits #TotalDockhead
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Dockhead Quick Tip: Always check the weather before heading out! 🌦️ Better to be safe in the harbor than sorry at sea. #Dockhead #QuickTip #BoatLife #WeatherCheck #TotalDockhead
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Stay cool 🍻 Get the Dockhead Can Coozie and keep your drink chilled. Buy now! 🛒 https://t.co/btV52AzwAP
#CanCoozie #Dockhead #SummerStateOfMind
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Dockhead Quick Tip: Shoes with good grip prevent slips on deck. 👟 Stay on your feet, captain! #Dockhead #QuickTip #BoatLife #SafetyFirst #TotalDockhead
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Why do divers dive backward off boats? Because if they dived forward, they’d still be in the boat! 🤿🚤 #totaldockhead #dockhead #jokeoftheday #jokeoftheweek #fridayfunny #divingjokes #boatlife
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Make a splash 🌞 Dive into summer with the Summer Fun Bikini. Buy now! 🛒 https://t.co/btV52AzwAP
#Dockhead #SummerFun #SwimVibes
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Dockhead Quick Tip: Planning a beach fire? 🔥 Make sure it’s allowed and extinguish it fully before leaving. #Dockhead #QuickTip #FireSafety #BeachLife #TotalDockhead
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Cool nights, cozy vibes. Wrap up your beach day in our comfy sweatshirts. #BeachNights #SweaterWeather #CozyByTheCoast 🛒 Visit https://t.co/JC3gqj2uBD to see more!
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Why did the ship go to therapy? It had too many hull issues. 🛳️🛠️ #totaldockhead #dockhead #jokeoftheday #jokeoftheweek #fridayfunny #hullissues #shipjokes
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Rock the boat 🌊 Keep it bold with the Boat Rocker shirt. Buy now! 🛒 https://t.co/btV52AzwAP
#BoatRocker #Dockhead #SummerStateOfMind
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Dockhead Quick Tip: Buoys aren’t just for looks—they guide your way and keep you safe on the water! 🛟 #Dockhead #QuickTip #BoatLife #SafetyFirst #TotalDockhead
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Make every wave count in stripes that stand out. #Poolside #SummerFashion #WaveWatcher 🛒 Visit https://t.co/JC3gqj2uBD to see more!
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye-matey! 🏴☠️🎂 #totaldockhead #dockhead #jokeoftheday #jokeoftheweek #fridayfunny #piratehumor #80andfeelinmighty
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Cozy up in our stylish Dockhead sweatshirts! Perfect for those breezy evenings by the shore. 🌅👕 Get yours at https://t.co/JC3gqj2uBD!
#CozyStyle #EveningChills #Comfort
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Maximize your chill vibes 🛏️ Get the Maximum Style Pillow and add some nautical flair to your space. Buy now! 🛒 https://t.co/btV52AzwAP
#MaxStyle #Dockhead #SummerStateOfMind
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Dockhead Quick Tip: Dunes protect our coastlines! 🌾 Stick to designated paths and avoid trampling these natural defenses. #Dockhead #QuickTip #OceanConservation #ProtectTheDunes #TotalDockhead
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Sun-kissed and sea-ready! Dive into summer with style 🌊 #BeachDay #SwimwearGoals #SummerVibes 🛒 Visit https://t.co/JC3gqj2uBD to see more!
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What’s a boat’s favorite TV show? Sail of the Century! ⛵📺 #totaldockhead #dockhead #jokeoftheday #jokeoftheweek #fridayfunny #boatingjokes #sailofthecentury
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Dry off in style with our plush beach and boat towels! 🌞🏖 Super absorbent and super chic. Wrap yourself in comfort at https://t.co/JC3gqj2uBD!
#BeachDayEssentials #Towels #Boating
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