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PhD Candidate. 1 of them 1s. I’m on whatever God on. ✨
AFROLANTICA
Joined September 2022
This is my last tweet until I defend. Locking in til the big day. 😘✌🏼
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Many of you are already here but… get your produce from a farmer’s market.
Legitimate question.. 🙋♂️ What’s going on with these strawberries 🍓?
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Y'all....I am SINGLE. Please don't try to keep that shot to yourself. Shoot it! 🙂↕️😂
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Dawn dish soap gon forever milk the BP oil spill cleanup. And I love that for them.
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I don’t like it when I say something to someone and they ignore it… only to hit me up days later talking about something else. Don’t pmo fr. If you don’t wanna dive into this right now, that’s fine. But don’t change the subject after ignoring me. That’s not a safe space.
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Just found out that my Instagram gives the “full experience” of how fine I am lmaoooo thank you, sir, when you see this 😂
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I know I’m a girl fr cause my car wouldn’t start and my first thought was “damn I gotta get a new car” when the problem was just that I needed a new battery….
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Oh baby that’s a rule of thumb. If they don’t have their height visible, they’re under 5’10. Cause if they’re 5’10, they’ll say they’re 5’11. If they’re 5’11, they’ll say they’re 6’. Anything over 6’ and they’ll be more than happy to list it. You’re welcome lol
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My car wouldn’t start and I was today years old with the mobile mechanic when I found out my battery was in my trunk 😂😂😂😂
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Something about hearing “good girl” chemically alters my brain
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One of the things I used to look for when house shopping was ample street parking in case I threw events but actually… I don’t want anyone in my house. Thank you. The end.
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My mom and two white women were at the same stage of labor. So the white doctor told my mom she had to hurry up so that he could focus more on his other patients. I was born via some kind of suction cup machine that pulled on my head to speed the process.
What’s the lore behind your birth?
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I got on Threads and saw we weren’t supposed to shop yesterday. Oops. Nobody told me!
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I’m not a brat or nothing but I really hate paying for pedis. I really feel like that’s just something men should cover for all women.
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Water. And lots of it. And get in the gym.
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Love yourself. When you are secure within yourself, you respect other ppl more.
For the men and women that don't cheat. what's your secret?
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This eos lotion omg omg. I’ve been using it for like 4 days and I’m still not over the luxuriousness. I feel sexy af.
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