Temitope Olowu
@topeolowu
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I'm an extroverted introvert who makes a lot of sense. I love expressing myself with pen and paper. Life is too short; always up for a laugh. Perfectly flawed.
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My father told me a story about Tinubu yesterday when he was a governor. Pensioners were agitating for an increase so they went to state house…
Tinubu came out and said, “e shi po to yi”… make that what u want! My father is still aggrieved.
Words are important, be mindful
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All japa people, pls don't come to the UK illegally. Not worth it.
Students don't ruin your legal route....pay your school fees
Don't work more than 20 hours during the session.
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Every one travelling abroad now, pls don't believe the naysayers, it does get better.
Trust me, I've been in the UK for 20 years.
Yes, there are bills to pay and that's life.
It does get better.
All the best to you all.
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@abisinuolaa
I have 2 Masters degree, one from from University of Birmingham and the other from Middlesex University.
I guess I'm qualified to say Abike Dabiri is a failure.
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I don't think you lots know what you have achieved with the protest
My daughter's year group had a silence protest in school today due to the school covert racism.
The protest was initiated and led by girls of Nigerian parents...
Where do u think they got it from?
#EndSARS
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@DrOlusesan
My daughter has wanted to be a lawyer for the longest time. She's currently doing LSE pathway to Law. Oyinbo with their oversabi told them they can do anything they enjoy. Now she's saying she wants to study English bc she really enjoys it...
Olohun ma da irin ajo won ru ni
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Let me reinforce so that those of you that hate Jubril Gawat can hear.
If Jubril Gawat decides to run for any office in the future, I, Temitope Oluwayemisi Olowu will campaign actively for him with my money and my voice.
Pls unfollow, mute and block me now.
T for thanks
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To be very very clear, I am for Sanwoolu.
If you have a problem with it, block me.
Gbadebo ko Gbadegesin ni
I will retweet and campaign on my TL for Jide Sanwoolu
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#random
I neither love nor hate El-Rufai but no taking away his brilliance. Often times on here, you insult and abuse him and expect his kids to roll with it.
If you abuse my Dad, I will insult your next generations. Its only fair we do tit for tat.
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@reminola
He was almost in tears saying it…
He said he will never vote for him even if he wins
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If money is your yardstick for being better than the next person...
You are poor in every way
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If you are coming to the UK, except you have accommodation sorted. Do not come with your family members. No one will take you in. If they do, it will be a hostile environment. Pls don't do it
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If you work with children and vulnerable adults in the UK and l see that you watched the video, l will report you.
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@Sisi_Yemmie
I know a girl who’s like 45. Her mother is so resentful towards the dad bc she was long suffering. Man was sleeping around and she stayed bc no financial independence. They are still together but she hates him. U talk about bread and she will link to how he was sleeping around
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I'm looking for a corper who served in my Secondary School (Remo Secondary School Sagamu) 1991-1992.....He taught us Naths. He might be your Dad or Uncle. His name is Henry Valentine Abushe. He went to University of Ife now OAU....
Joshua
@Omojuwa
please rt for me. Thanks
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This cooking/domestic chore issue is why seemingly happy marriages in Nigeria fail when they move abroad.
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@Omojuwa
And for taking that stand knowing the consequences....not dancing to anyone's tune...l.Stan. A true son of his father.
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@Tund3_
Actually, don't put your guarantor in debt. You can hardly rent if you don't have credit history in the UK.
If you don't pay your rent, it's on your guarantor.
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You know the Mercedes-Benz I was dilly dallying about?
I bought it 😊
I'm officially an adult
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@ManLikeIcey
@thatSylvia_
I'm neutral and l sang and danced to the song..
Stop monitoring people's lives pls.
It was a jolly event
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@DaFreshDeltaBoi
Hilarious
@walegates
So typical British...doing the wrong thing so politely
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You people on here so biased and hypocritical.
I see "well done Dede" all the time and you curse out Gawat. However Abia judging from Chinedu and Odinaka's tweets is nothing to write home about. Meanwhile Lagos is a forerunner.
Awon alatenuje
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It's confirmed.....
My baby is going to University of Birmingham 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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When you land in the UK and immigration officers ask you questions.
Pls show confidence you don't feel. Don't be scared. They are 99% likely not to be as educated as you, just doing their job.
Imagine them as the ones at MMIA.
All the best everyone.
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@temiokomi
I see all the replies and l laugh....l stalk my kids, l check their phones, l follow them on all social media platform. I am their mother first and their friend second. It's my responsibility and duty.
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My friend,
@LanreAA
, lost his wife, Sade, suddenly on the 20th Dec. This is a tragedy. Pls help me pray for Lanre and the boys for God's grace during this difficult period and beyond.
Also, donations will be greatly appreciated. Thank you 🙏
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My daughter said, "l don't think we made a difference".
I said you did bc the principal is scared shitless. He sent us an email about it.
Parents are discussing it so there's a shift. There's an awareness and it's no longer business as usual.
#EndSARS
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I heard my neighbour who gave me £200 when I came to the UK died a couple of months back.
He was such a stand up guy...lived life to the full.
Rest in peace Joe Odugunwa and thank you
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My Dad will be 80 tomorrow.....super thankful for life and good health. We've come a long way 🙇🏿♀️
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@Solomon_Buchi
And warped mindset.
"I'm the man of the house. My father didn't cook. I can't"
Awon were
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@KwamiAdadevoh
@DrOlusesan
And they won't listen to you. I'm particularly upset bc Tito is studying English for the same reason. Now Toni, I'm trying all my ete but no luck so far....
God will pour sand in their garri bc ko ye mi this yam pepper scatter scatter
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There has never been a protest in the school ever.
The principle had to send all parents an email about it.
So thank you for inspiring the next generation
#EndSARS
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@rabiasquared
How do l even start?
He uses a clean cup to drink water, leaves it on the table. A minute later, he needs to drink water he takes ANOTHER clean cup leaves again on the table. 5 mins later another clean cup, yes he leaves it and it's like a bar
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A Nigerian student nurse on placement in a mental health hospital decided to have a relationship with a patient...
Exchanging explicit photos with her.
University has terminated his course.
Police is involved.
Safeguarding enquiry is underway
Na jazz and ment
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@dharmorla
I don't think we regard Nigeria as a vacation destination. It's more about a duty if you still have family members. It takes a lot of strategic planning.
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Good morning
@Hermesparcels
it's been a month since you lost all my 22 parcels. I have customers pulling me here and there for refund. So far I have had just a call from Hermes which was not meaningful.
I demand claims form for every lost item today.
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During the Biafran war, was it only Igbos that were killed? The narrative I'm seeing here suggests so...were people from 'Nigeria' not killed? War is terrible it shouldn't happen ever again.
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If I were rich, my friends and family would enjoy me.
I’m the kind of person who wouldn’t bat an eyelid giving a MacBook as a present.
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Employers in Nigeria should really consider working from home for their workers. I work 2 days from home and my productivity is at its optimum on those 2 days.
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I went to a Jakande school, grew up in a Jakande Estate and my father was a teacher so thank you Alhaji Lateef Jakande....
God rest your soul sir
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Culture shock for my sister...
My cleaner came yesterday.
My sister said, "ha Tope oyinbo ni cleaner e?"
I said, oyinbo no go chop?
She said, "o ga o, oyinbo n she cleaner ni ilu oyinbo!"
🙄
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It's in....I'm literally shaking.....
I boast in my daughters....super super thankful...All As and A*
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@usmee
@DrOlufunmilayo
Not true. It is achievable on a doctor's salary in the UK within 3 years. Easily achievable for Funmi as a single man especially as he does not live in London.. Congratulations Funmi.
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You people have been suffering in Nigeria. You all need therapy...
I got sacked from a job in London based on gross misconduct...I took them to job tribunal.They settled out of court, and paid me, £10k.
One of the conditions was l will write my reference myself and they will sign
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I'm thinking I should not do this but God knows people need it.
If you are a student in the UK and require a guarantor for accommodation let me know.
You need to have found the accommodation before contacting me.
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The new crop of Nigerians in the UK are being bullied at work.
I met a nurse today in a care home and it's so obvious she's being intimidated by carers.
Carers intimidating nurses!!!!
I will address this at some point.
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We got really good news a couple of days ago.
Toni is predicted A*A*A* for her A levels. That's not the news. She chose UCL, LSE as her 2 top choices.
UCL gave her conditional offer of BBB. The most generous offer ever. Never heard UCL offer BBB to anyone for Law 😁
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After everything, our faith is what keeps us strong. It is our armour, tower, and bedrock.
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The fact that you suffered for something doesn't mean the next person has to suffer...
Trailblazer no be sufferhead
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Just keep safe during the elections a dead man cannot state his side of the story
#NigeriaDecides2019
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@yinkanubi
At my secondary school reunion, one of our classmate said to my friend, u didn't spray me any money. My friend said that's not possible, I sprayed everyone money. She said, yeah, but u sprayed me 4k and sprayed the person next to me 6k!
I was like 😮 😲 😯 🫢
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@tolasol
@folazen
The black girl was excluded. So all the girls in the year group felt enough. So they organised a silence protest. No single girl spoke during all their lessons. It was the school's birthday, they didn't participate as no talking. They didn't eat. The principal was frustrated
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@ogundamisi
Funny thing is he had been repeatedly warned about going into a patient's room alone. Told it's unacceptable but still carried on.
I keep saying the average Nigerian is badly behaved. Unwilling to unlearn and relearn
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Personally, l will never encourage anyone to marry someone whose family do not accept you.
It's a lifetime of never being enough.
There's absolutely nothing can do to be accepted.
Your marriage will be affected in the long run, except u move abroad.
Love is never enough
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What is wrong with being on the fence? Why do you have to be either Buhari or Atiku? You could decide to choose any of the others but not entirely convinced but voting as a civil responsibility
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I stopped buying full price clothes, shoes and bags over 13 years ago. If it's not on sale, I'm not attracted to it.
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@Agwabuo
Make una rest abeg...
They would have married if they found their soul mate in their 20s or 30s
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Japa people, if you happen to find yourself in someone's house. Make yourself useful.
Don't leave electricity on.
Don't boil a full kettle for eba.
Clean the bathroom.
Tidy up after yourself.
Wash plates.
Don't wait for them to come back to cook for you.
Help with childcare
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If I had a son and he brings a girl home who is forward and eats like she just finished Redeemed fasting, I will judge her.
And I'm very tolerate and modern
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A couple of days l tweeted about my cousin needing a job. Update: he told all he wants to do is travel and when his money is 'complete' he will tell me.
I told him no need at all. I don't need update as I'm not an immigration officer. So we are not looking for a job again.
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Someone asked me how I moved around in Lagos.
I said on a camel 🙄
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Tito went on a school trip to France, bloody expensive trip. We gave her pocket money as well as good parents equivalent of groceries money for a wk for 4 of us on a 3 day trip.
She bought me 'abebe' like seriously in winter.
I told her oru lo ma pa awon family baba e
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@Omojuwa
I honestly can't remember where exactly l was but l was probably in Unilag finishing my dissertation. No more Tope to you Joshua 😑
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That tweet about Tinubu blew…I see people saying I’m lying 😄, to what end?
My Dad is taciturn. He is 83 years, a former head teacher. Go and ask retired teachers about what l said. I have nothing against Tinubu,I can’t even remember his government. He hurt my Dad, he hurt me 😊
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So what Tinubu is asking is for all candidates to proceed to primaries?
I think that's fair
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@ManLikeIcey
Not true. I usually don't do this but it's necessary.
I have been extremely kind and helpful to people who are newbies....from my younger sister, to people I met here to my tenants.
I am a Nigerian in diaspora. Say your experience but don't tar us all with the same brush.
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@walegates
Fact.
Retired teachers when Tinubu was governor sure don't like him, that's a fact
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You people overrate your importance.
You think people don't have life outside twitter!
I can't be friends with you if you voted blabla
I can't be friends with you if you are not condemning the election process!
E-cancel like Gawat will say
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Out of curiosity what does Toke Makinwa do apart from radio presenting. She wore this in her insta story and she has two pairs!
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This Toke's story makes me shudder as a mother...I just hope my girls' do not feel a man's validation is that vital.
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I have a whole 20 year old child!!!
Happy birthday to my bestest friend, Oluwatitofunmi ❤️
The one that copied and pasted my whole face but a better and newer version
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