Tony Hinchcliffe
@TonyHinchcliffe
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The people that watch and enjoy SNL are the lowest form of comedy fan. No good comedians watch it, no one respects it in the business. IT would have been cancelled long ago if they didn’t have a massive budget to pay guests and promote the show. When they hired Shane I thought...
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She was also hung
Missouri carried out the first known US execution of an openly transgender person Tuesday when Amber McLaughlin, who was convicted of a 2003 murder and unsuccessfully sought clemency from the governor, was put to death by lethal injection.
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No shit
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The only thing Joe Jackson didn’t beat as it grew was cancer.
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Just to be clear here. No one is offering her a super bowl commercial and she is paying PR firms to cover stories like this. She is purchasing likability. This is pandering at its finest.
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And finally, To those of you that think this is bad for Shane..it isn’t. He’s an undeniable comedian and those people work happily forever after. My point of this was to point out how lame SNL is. Network tv..stay PC, Keep pushing people to
@KILLTONY
8pm tonight LIVE on YouTube
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@madflavor
Love this Joey. He looks like he’s not completely convinced you won’t kidnap him again.
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Fake News is and has always been a real thing. Creepy celebrities pay for publicity. This giant ad was paid for by old “get outta here” NBC money.
COVER STORY: How Conan O'Brien and other top hosts are driving the podcast revolution
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99. Almost made it to a dollar.
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And that’s who SNL is fearful dorks. And to the “comedians” who wanted this to happen to Shane...you people are the lowest scum on earth. I get it you wasted all your years practicing safe, clean, self deprecating comedy cause you thought getting on Conan was gonna solve your...
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problems and make momma proud...and now you can’t get headlining spots on the road...and you can’t follow comedians like Shane cause you’ll get fucking buried...so this is your revenge. Well good luck to you comics...you’re going to end up just like SNL...with a bad fan base.
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To honor of the passing our friend Brody, tomorrow night’s episode of
@KILLTONY
will be a very special POSITIVITY ONLY episode from the panel/band. Lol. Wish us luck. Guest is
@bertkreischer
...8pm Main Room
@TheComedyStore
and streaming live on YouTube.
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bubble of fear of “fear” and “Trump” and “inequality” and every other storyline that CNN peddles to people too scared to chase their dreams that are just looking for a distraction from their unfulfilled lives. Who’s at home at 11:30 on a Saturday? Dorks. That’s who they play to..
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turning a corner. Tapping into the real comedy/podcast base that has been destroying them as a reliable source of comedy for the last decade. But no. SNL fears the twitter thumbs of the garbage humans that want to take jobs away from actual funny people while living in their....
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Yo
@danawhite
...Hire. This. Ref.
So Sovarathana with the hellbow knockout against Neymar at todays Muay Hardcore.
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Wow this is the smartest thing they’ve done in a long time...an actual comedian...not some improv player that has no creativity that’s just going to listen to some writer that went to college to learn to write comedy that is hanging onto their job by a thread. I thought SNL...
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Right now....
@CheetoSantino
,
@TimJDillon
, and I are all shadowbanned by instagram. Coincidence? Or big business trying to silence big opinions?
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If only he could make the virus this uncatchable.
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There will be a NO audience, NO guest, NO bucket, full-time-cast-member-ONLY special edition of
@KILLTONY
: LIVE STREAM DEAD CROWD. Streaming live for the first time in the Original Room of
@TheComedyStore
on Monday at 5pm pst. A very limited series brought to you by coronavirus.
As of now, all shows at the Comedy Store in the Main Room and Belly room are cancelled to abide by California’s new state wide policy to ban all gatherings of 250+ people. We haven’t decided yet if or how we will proceed, but for now just consider Kill Tony on standby.
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You’re all talking about Kanye. He just did 30-50 million dollars worth of advertising with his thumbs. Keep calling him “crazy” tho.
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It’s official...
@luisjgomez
is making more sense than literally every other comedian on social media today.
If you’re encouraging others to loot and riot from the comfort of your home you’re a fucking pussy.
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Literally one of the funniest episodes in the shows history…
@adamraycomedy
deserves a podcast Emmy for this appearance.
TONIGHT! Join
@TonyHinchcliffe
+
@redban
and the band for a brand new episode of
@KILLTONY
w/ special guests DR PHIL (
@adamraycomedy
) +
@TallentSam
!
8PM CST -
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So sad...an above-ground pool.
NJ family drowned trying to save young girl — because none of them could swim
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Hugh Hefner's gonna have the only open casket where the bottom half is open and the top is closed. Pay your respect.
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Turn off your lights, light a candle, pour a drink…and get ready for the darkness. One of my favorite all time episodes airs in a few hours with
@duncantrussell
and the darkest lord LIL HOBO.
TONIGHT! Join
@TonyHinchcliffe
+
@redban
and the band for a brand new episode of
@KILLTONY
w/ special guests
@duncantrussell
and Lil’ Hobo!!
8PM WATCH HERE -
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Normally we don’t do guests on the
@KILLTONY
road shows. But IF
@TheNotoriousMMA
showed up tomorrow night
@whelanslive
in Dublin at 8..... just wow. He’s got the comedic chops. Wouldn’t that be fun?
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For first time in history...zero car accidents reported in major cities today. This women's walking thing is awesome.
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These SJW comedy journalists that love trying to ruin young comics getting big breaks are gonna be shocked when they get around to watching Eddie Murphy’s “Delirious” for the first time. Take out the kid making $6,000 a week, but $80,000,000 for an hour special? Nah he’s ok.
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There are two different Joker movies being made and I’m in neither one. Gonna have to just make it myself I guess.
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Lol Dana about to sue Conor for all that Mayweather money. Can’t wait to see how the drunk Conor fans rationalize him throwing steel objects through windows with women sitting on the other side. Garbage human.
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How many days until Ric Flair is up and running again? I Figure Four.
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Brody (Part 1)
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I would like to announce that I will be joining my friends in
#SoberOctobert
...I'm gonna start in a couple days. Wish me luck!
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According to my twitter feed the world is ending. According to my patio it's 70 degrees and sunny with chance of a fat joint.
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“That was one of the best podcasts I’ve ever been part of”
- Joe Rogan
Listen NOW to the FIVE YEAR episode of
@KILLTONY
...featuring
@brucebuffer
,
@joerogan
,
@domirrera
,
@redban
,
@jeremiahstandup
,
@mostlysorry
and more...live from
@TheComedyStore
...
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“Why do they call them Oscar’s, that’s a mans name, this year let’s call them Ashley’s” audience sits in silence.
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Interesting.
@KILLTONY
’s ability to stream was also suspended by
@TeamYouTube
this week. Scary times.
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Hey
@realDonaldTrump
and
@marcorubio
...if you guys wanna beat the other in an insult battle...I'm the guy to hire....finish him. Dm me.
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My first special "ONE SHOT" debuts on
@NETFLIX
...January 15. Couldn't be happier. Thanks to everyone. Let's all make some noise about it.
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140 pounds but I'd be a lot bigger if I used steroids like you do.
@TonyHinchcliffe
you are 100lbs of coward. I look forward to coming 2, 1 of your live shows and shown you Brazilian culture in person.
@tmz
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Chyna, Prince, if I'm Madonna I'm looking both ways before crossing the street today.
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You took male hormones & it shows. I couldn't make that joke about Holly or Ronda cuz they're feminine..like my mom.
@TonyHinchcliffe
your mom didn't give birth to a child, she took a shit and made a bully.
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Only. The. Caucasians...
@TonyHinchcliffe
@TonyHinchcliffe
shut your clout chasing ass up,and flush your head down the toilet. Only the Caucasians find your lame ass funny FYI. No one finds this funny.
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Where exactly were all these whiney babies when Bernie got screwed by Hillary and the Dems? No marches in the street then. Election is over.
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Beautiful but just imagine how many Italian people are in their apartments screaming the n-word while this is happening.
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Hey
@joerogan
...you coming with me next year?
UFC President Dana White ringside and clearly enjoyed Ronda Rousey doing the damn thing in the squared circle.
#WrestleMania
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You have to know when to lego.
Toys "R" Us may shut all its US stores as soon as next week, according to several reports
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@bertkreischer
I’ve got The Sandlot, Rocky 1-4, Happy Gilmore, Major League, BASEketball, and Rudy ahead of Hoosiers.
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The arena-era of
@KILLTONY
has begun. Next up…
LA - THE KIA FORUM - 5/10/24
TICKETS ON PRESALE 1/8/24 10am pst
PROMOCODE: KILL2024
NYC - MSG - 8/10/24
TICKETS ON PRESALE 1/8/24 10am est
PROMOCODE: KILL2024
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So many trolls hating on
@dc_mma
...I wonder if they realize that without DC inspiring him, Jones may have never gotten his life together.
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One of the greatest episodes ever. We have a TWO year old out here roasting mofos.
TONIGHT! Join
@TonyHinchcliffe
+
@redban
and the band for a brand new episode of
@KILLTONY
w/ special guests
@funnydavidlucas
and his daughter Luna!
8PM CST -
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The golden goose
@jeremiahstandup
taking one for the team. Don’t miss upcoming
@KILLTONY
LIVE in SAC, SF, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, DC, NYC, Columbus, Pittsburgh, Cleveland and every Monday
@TheComedyStore
....anything can happen.
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lol...if they had a best podcast, best comedy podcast, best live podcast awards their numbers would skyrocket...see the direction things are going?
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The only thing better than this tweet from
@Tyson_Fury
FROM 7 YEARS AGO....are the do-nothing trolls in the comments from 7 years ago. 😂😂😂
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Twitter recently turned 7 years old...which explains why the pope is now on it.
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Tonight at 8pm we stream the
@KILLTONY
10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW LIVE on it’s going to be wild. If you buy the stream you have it for 7 days. Won’t be on YouTube for three weeks. If you read about it instead of watching it you’re gonna regret it. Enjoy…
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Can’t stop smiling reflecting on last night. Podcast History was made. San Francisco is a special city. Especially for comedy. Both shows were sold out to the gugudah-gills. Over a hundred comedian signups, over 800 audience members, two shows.
Thank you to
@KILLTONY
fans in SF.
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So completely in love with
@h3h3productions
and
@hilakleinh3
. Truly unbelievably cool and funny people. We had a blast together on another fun
@KILLTONY
, the band was pregnant women,…
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Seriously….tonight’s the biggest and wildest production we’ve ever done. Can’t wait for it. Enjoy:
TONIGHT! Join
@TonyHinchcliffe
+
@redban
and the band for a brand new episode of
@KILLTONY
IN AN ARENA! w/ special guests and HUGE surprises.
PPV 6:30PM CST -
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I was built for this role. If I don't get an audition...we riot.
Joker origin film in the works with "Hangover" director Todd Phillips
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I have always loved
@RonFunches
. A hilarious comedian and master of timing and smooth delivery. Watch his special tonight.
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It’ll never happen...they like it soft. People are pretending that was a harsh roast...it wasn’t. Just cause people were offended doesn’t mean it was great. The last thing big media wants is you listening to podcasts...they want you running back to your cable and newspapers.
Would love to see
@TonyHinchcliffe
take on the White House correspondents dinner. I guarantee nobody would be offended... 🤞
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Ignore the victim crap. Cyborg is unprofessional and overly sensitive. The ability to handle criticism is part of being a public figure.
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For the first time ever our guest will be
@DaneCook
on
@KILLTONY
Monday 8pm
@TheComedyStore
Main Room. Join me
@redban
@jeremiahstandup
@mostlysorry
and the bucket of destiny. Get tickets now:
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Are you really scared? Terrified? Really? Your life is that good that Trump being elected has you "terrified?" I mean wow. You're just weak.
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Jew thousand nineteen. Our first guest of the year will be
@AriShaffir
on
@KILLTONY
In 6 days. Of course live from the Main Room of
@TheComedyStore
Monday at 8pm. With
@redban
and the whole damn band
@jeremiahstandup
@mostlysorry
and William Montgomery.
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So many things funny about this video but RIP MOM makes me cackle out loud cause I’m a monster. Follow one of my new favorite humans Michael “Deathproof” Lehrer. He has ALS but hits more home runs than Lou Gehrig ever could. He’s doing another new minute tomorrow on
@KILLTONY
.
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Climate change is real. Bush’s are now dying in the springtime.
JUST IN: Statement by the office of George H.W. Bush says the former President was admitted to the hospital Sunday morning after contracting an infection that spread to his blood
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They all sign the same TV deals, they are all entertainment. To me, many UFC fans are more gullible than WWE fans because they think if it’s “real” inside the octagon than nothing is ever produced (pre-planned) outside of it. A lot of it is. The two are closer than UFC fans know.
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YESSSS! A Stockton slap on the wrist. See you in NYC
@NateDiaz209
.
Breaking: Nate Diaz is eligible to compete at UFC 244. USADA has ruled he has not committed an anti-doping violation. Elevated level of SARMS was traced to a contaminated organic, vegan, plant-based daily multivitamin.
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If you know Conor McGregor's style, than you know this retirement has him all choked up.
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Haha
@joerogan
said WWE fans have a lot of miss-spelled tweets....but I just learned NOTHING compares to the horrid grammar of Invicta fans.
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Instead of reading Hugh Hefner's obituary I'm just gonna look at the pictures.
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Trumps worth over 3 billion dollars. He pays taxes and fucks Melania. Sleep tight.
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There is a stand by line every show where they sell the tickets that weren’t used by scalpers, extra guest list spots, and more…at least 40 tickets being sold for each show at the door. You all have a chance.
When we moved to Austin I was able to get
#killtony
tickets for two weekends in a row no problem and now you can’t even buy tickets for 6 months out 😭
@TonyHinchcliffe
is killing it but who knows if we’ll ever get to see the show again 😭 half the reason we moved to Austin 😂
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@TonyHinchcliffe
and YOUR NEW WOMENS BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION
@_HOLLYHOLM
. I just watched Rousey get dethroned live.
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If he’s really a genius he recorded a message on his voice machine to play unexpectedly and loudly at his funeral to scare everyone.
Physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76, a spokesman for his family has said
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Cyborg fans. Your "girl" tagged
@tmz
cause she wants attention. She's the bully + I'm not afraid...everyone knows my standup is on point 🍼🤖.
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I'm in an Uber on way to Chik-Fil-A to get a Pepsi.
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Headed back into
@FighterNtheKid
today...they made a video with nominees for guest of the year and left me out of it. There will be blood.
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Coming from Danny Glover that means a lot. Loved all the Lethal Weapons man!
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When's everyone gonna get mad at Coca-cola for using a white bear even though they only make up 5% of the bear population?
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Either Trump or the person that came in third place eight years ago is about to be our president. Keep playing Pokemon Go.
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