tom zehentner
@tomzehentner
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think i might start lying about how successful i am on the internet. shit seems fun af
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how i'm going to start describing drinking 16 beers and calling an Uber
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manifesting a Meek Mill vs. Nick Huber twitter beef over AI đ¤đź
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i don't care if you're a Microsoft Teams user just don't do it in front of me
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i'm so glad my closest friends and family are blue collar
This is how Kalshi Q1 board meeting ended. cc @Alfred_Lin @matthuang @aleximm @luanalopeslara @_charlienoyes @abhishekm1636
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*guy inventing the glass ketchup bottle* ok so you know how people like ketchup? what if we made them spank the bottle in public to show how much they like it?
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Delve should pivot to selling stars since they already have the infra to rubber stamp fake certificates for made up things.
Cristiano Ronaldo bought a star in the sky worth $37.5 million for his partner Georgina RodrĂguez.
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they just created a million kelsey plums
Kelsey Plum becomes the first female pro athlete to launch a verified AI âdigital twinâ that fans can voice call to interact with her, per @FastCompany âItâs where we are in society⌠I think youâre either gonna get with it or get lost.â
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every day someone announces the release of the first AI-first [thing] and the next day someone else announces their release of the first AI-first [thing], but they're always the same thing. do they think we don't know they're the same thing? what is going on?
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college basketball? no thanks. i'd rather watch 64 college dropouts face off to see who can vibe code the best notetaker app that is also a to-do list. #NotMyMarch
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ok maybe a dumb question but did they name AI after the guy who created the internet, Al Gore?
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honestly i had an opinion but then i saw the montage of news article screenshots posted to your instagram story and it completely changed my opinion
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âIt organizes your filesâ âIt prioritizes your emailsâ âIt tells you insights about your calendarâ These are not real things. They are not making you more productive. It is making you an idiot Yes, AI is great. But this is fake productivity. This is dumb. You are being dumb
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if your social team hasn't watched this 3x already you're ngmi
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i thought "why do i need Wispr anymore if Claude has voice mode" and then i tried Claude's voice mode and it feels like Atlassian built it
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big win for me (regularly get asked what's wrong with me) and my friends (regularly get asked what's wrong with them and are blue collar)
Alex Karp: "Everybody's worried about their future, but there are basically two ways to know you have a future." "One, you have some vocational training, or two, you're neurodivergent. And when I say 'neurodivergent,' I mean broadly defined." "It's really an inversion [for
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AI is whack. i'm ready for football.
Jermaine Eluemunor was asked about wearing a suit to the Giants' facility today: "Because it means a lot. It's something I've been working towards my entire career and I just wanted to show them that it just isn't another day for me."
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