
Tom Simons
@tomsimons
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Joined April 2021
Sick and TIRED of these police “officers” telling me whether I can or cannot crumple cans against my forehead!?! Free country my ASS #drinkmorebeer.
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@Ranboosaysstuff what if you jumped in a pool but it was the ocean and no one could help you? and you were left to die with Big Tom Simons? that would be such a cool vlog idea.
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@JackManifoldTV Wilbir Soot on twittwr when he doesnt want to be “oooh but i thought wilbur doesnt use twitter i thought he quiet he so cool”
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@tommyaltinnit sorry guys I have to delay for I thought it would be ready but it ISNT! will be out as soon as possible tho.
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@Ph1LzA If you become the president I can give the First Lady to Vikkstar which is fucking enticing.
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@Ph1LzA I AM ON MY IRL ACCOUNT SO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! ONLY TWEET ABOUT IRL THINGS PLEASE PHIL!.
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