Tom Parker
@tomparker07
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dad | hokie | accountant | dmb lifer | ted lasso aficionado | be curious not judgmental | I’ve this creeping suspicion that things here are not as they seem
Bethlehem, PA
Joined February 2009
There’s entirely a chance that Charlie Kirk and I didn’t agree on anything. Ever. But holy fuck, no one’s political views should cost them their life. This is a sad day for America. And an even sadder day for Charlie Kirk’s family. A wife and two kids. That’s not America.
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.@CNN .com used to be my news source. But you can’t read anything now without paying for it. I’d be willing to pay for opinion, analysis. The news, unbiased and full of facts should not cost money. That goes for @NYT @washingtonpost and literally any other news org.
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On Bumble, you can always tell a conservative, but you can’t tell ‘em much.
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I can’t believe Happy Gilmore 2 is the thing that sent me into the most life altering anxiety attack I’ve ever had in my life. It was coming for sure, but god damn.
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This is from Trump's inaugural address just five months ago. What a crock of shit.
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It’s really nice that the runner-up at the French Open gets a cookie sheet a reward. Eat your feelings, Jannik. #FrenchOpen
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Bartlet for America it’s truly one of the greatest episodes of television in history. #thewestwing #westwing
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New @Outlook is the most frustrating piece of software I’ve ever used. It’s just, so bad. The regression from the original is a detriment to productivity. I’ve tried to give it a chance. I appreciate the simplicity but not at the sacrifice of features we’ve been using since 2000.
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I think the most unrealistic part of the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie is that Mario, as a human adult in the 21st century, not only had an alarm set for 8am, but sleeps all the way to it. #SuperMarioBros
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I don’t think I’ve really watched a Masters Sunday since Tiger, but holy shit. #TheMasters2025
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Wonder how many people knew the 90 day was coming and “bought the dip”. Sounds illegal.
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