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copywriter, bits for @sportsgazette, views very much entirely my own. @nufc @lions @detroitpistons

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Lost 9-2. No subs, no shade, felt like Alan Brazil out there. Lucozade warm by half time. They had a semi pro footballer and a lippy centre back who said ‘it’s 0-0 lads’ every time they added another goal. All in all a terrible day at the office.
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7 a side in 31 degrees this eve
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All the striker gaps being filled, lock Isak up on that Harry Kane prison contract @PIF
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Looking forward to my head loss after the derby already. Could be an all timer.
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🚨 EXCL: Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen he only wants to join Sunderland as club-to-club talks continue. Agreement now in place between 32yo & #SAFC. #Bayer04 asked by Switzerland midfielder to close deal rapidly. Negotiations ongoing @TheAthleticFC
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Woke: ‘Get a job’. Bespoke: ‘Do this after 4pm’.
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Drive with ade & gabby
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RT @labourlewis: There’s an ideology behind keeping water privatised - and we’re not falling for it.
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I think we all know the answer 👍.
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I mean what should a proper society do with people who think like this?
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RT @DespoticInroad: This idea that a nationalised company is such a massive burden/drain on resources. Why do you guys think the private s….
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@kier40201151
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@tomjohnst0n You look like a fat almiron brother😭.
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“Huguenot-descended Brits” (wtf is that u melt), “conquered, colonised”, “host people” go on say it out loud pal. Let’s call a spade a spade here.
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I probably wasn’t strong enough 👍 but I’ll let your own retweets of grim white nationalism dressed up in academic speak do the talking
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@StevenEdginton
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.@SportsGazette do you endorse the words of your copywriter? @tomjohnst0n
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Agenda starts now Huge Neckitike
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨💣 BREAKING: Hugo Ekitike to Liverpool, here we go!. Deal in place for fee over €90m for the French striker to join from Eintracht Frankfurt, potentially reaching €95m. Six year deal for Ekitike, valid until June 2031; he only wanted Liverpool move. New striker for Slot 🇫🇷
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RT @jb2forty: Usyk said 38 is young. I’m way younger than that. The next person to call me unc I’m redirecting it. You can take it up with….
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RT @yet_so_far: Yess! It’s the fourth sector pathfinder initiative!.
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🇺🇦🐐.
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Yeah he’s a robot but you can’t deny greatness man. Also been arrested which can only add aura. Ben Stokes is nothing without that night in Bristol.
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