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Clarinet player for ZZ Bottom, the world’s worst ZZ Top cover band

Chicago
Joined January 2010
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@tomjgreene
Tom Greene
4 years
Imagine all the people
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7 days
A group of 4 on a Metra train.
@lycheenotes
cowboy junkie
9 days
do u wanna touch knees later while we’re sitting down and pretend to ignore the fact that we’re touching knees.
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10 days
Watching the barfing scene from Stand By Me in 4K
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17 days
When Sampson makes his first appearance #28WeeksLater
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22 days
You mean the “Los Angeles” Dodgers? Those Dodgers?
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Tom Greene
1 month
Who do you think you are I am
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Tom Greene
3 months
After every three bites it asks “are you still eating?”.@netflix
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3 months
Kerri Russell playing an American ambassador after playing a Russian spy
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Tom Greene
4 months
This some shit George Costanza would have suggested to Steinbrenner that ended up backfiring on him.
@MLB
MLB
4 months
The Yankees will have tiramisu helmets at games this year 🤤. Made with espresso mascarpone cream, lady finger cookies, cocoa powder
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Tom Greene
4 months
Trump administration news is always like “We’re mandating that schools bring back bullying” and “Hulk Hogan is leading a committee to turn the Grand Canyon into a garbage dump”.
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4 months
@PopBase
Pop Base
4 months
Donald Trump announces the U.S. will sell a ‘Gold Card’ which will grant those who pay $5 million residency and a path to citizenship:. “Wealthy people will be coming into our country by buying this card. They’ll be wealthy, successful and spending a lot of money”
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4 months
Amazon should give you gift cards when you’re nice to Alexa.
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4 months
Dropped an egg on the kitchen floor so I’m starting a GoFundMe.
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5 months
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@Horned_Sphere
Horned Sphere
5 months
On the bus whispering numbers.
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Tom Greene
7 months
*Mads Mikkelson Hannibal voice*.
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Tom Greene
7 months
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 months
The Republican Party will use its best efforts to eliminate Daylight Saving Time, which has a small but strong constituency, but shouldn’t! Daylight Saving Time is inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.
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Tom Greene
7 months
Checking my emails this past week:
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Tom Greene
8 months
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@IAmPapaJohn
Papa John Schnatter
8 months
Big shout out to @x team for getting me back on X! Papa’s in the house!.
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Tom Greene
8 months
RT @PopCrave: Donald Trump on the cover of Vanity Fair.
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