Tom Greene
@tomjgreene
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Clarinet player for ZZ Bottom, the world’s worst ZZ Top cover band
Chicago
Joined January 2010
A group of 4 on a Metra train.
do u wanna touch knees later while we’re sitting down and pretend to ignore the fact that we’re touching knees.
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Kerri Russell playing an American ambassador after playing a Russian spy
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This some shit George Costanza would have suggested to Steinbrenner that ended up backfiring on him.
The Yankees will have tiramisu helmets at games this year 🤤. Made with espresso mascarpone cream, lady finger cookies, cocoa powder
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Trump administration news is always like “We’re mandating that schools bring back bullying” and “Hulk Hogan is leading a committee to turn the Grand Canyon into a garbage dump”.
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Donald Trump announces the U.S. will sell a ‘Gold Card’ which will grant those who pay $5 million residency and a path to citizenship:. “Wealthy people will be coming into our country by buying this card. They’ll be wealthy, successful and spending a lot of money”
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Dropped an egg on the kitchen floor so I’m starting a GoFundMe.
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On the bus whispering numbers.
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The Republican Party will use its best efforts to eliminate Daylight Saving Time, which has a small but strong constituency, but shouldn’t! Daylight Saving Time is inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.
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