Tom Glover
@tomglover91
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Good times today, stupor tomorrow.
Eureka, California
Joined November 2010
An all timer tweet
NOT ONE of these #Manosphere saddos has ever gone down the pub and had a pint. None of them have ever successfully flipped a beer mat and caught it. None of them have ever got the fruity to pay-out This alone disqualifies them from talking about masculinity. Fucking soft lads…
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they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends
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My only issue with ozempic is that some of yall are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.
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Your dad hasn't been himself since he was radicalised by Clarkson's Farm.
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If I owned a bar in an airport I would simply have more than one staff on
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Text my Fiancé about game being off and she just goes “Argh no way, shall we head to Dunelm this morning then to get it out of way for now?”
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America is not a real place
Nicki Minaj said something at Amfest that was really profound. I'm paraphrasing, but she said, "just because I want little black girls to think they're beautiful doesn't mean I need to put down little girls with blonde hair and blue eyes." We all got wrapped up over the last
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ooooh we're Australia and we name our team a month before KO. Grow up
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I reckon I’ve not won a bet on the horses since about November
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Warrington MP namedrops favourite small business in Parliament - including Hideout
warringtonguardian.co.uk
A WARRINGTON MP has namedropped her favourite small businesses, including Hideout, in Parliament
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