Hi, @elonmusk! I deleted Twitter from my phone two years ago after you paid too much for it as a joke by mistake! I just reinstalled your stupid fucking app right now, and now I’ll delete it again, so I could personally say to you: Ha-ha, asshole!.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Yo Elon—let THAT sink in.

Couldn’t resist a visit to the crime scene documented here:

I’m finally about to learn how to pronounce “Teixeira”.

“Steven Cheung” is a fairly realistic ChatGPT-quote-bot app extension for news-publishing software that generates random strings of “hoax,” “witch hunt,” and 12 other MAGA-rally buzzwords on demand

Elon, thanks for reaching out—again, sorry, I don’t want the blue checkmark, but I definitely would spend $8 a month on a “US state-affiliated media” label—call my intern, let’s talk.

At One Lincoln Park Pizzeria,.A Deep Dish of Resentments. Let’s go, Brandon? What happened when the City of Broad Shoulders gave the cold shoulder to its valiant Vallas. By Maureen Dowd.

It’s April Fools Day, so I’ve decided to start paying Elon Musk $8 a month to get a very, very important blue checkmark on a platform he once pretended to buy as a joke and then wound up buying by mistake.

RT @rtraister: Me, I am half Soros-backed, half-Baptist.

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

RT @generationals: Our new single "Dirt Diamond" hits the airwaves on Wednesday 3.29. Pre-save it to your streamer or sign up for the YouTu….

Not that I’m spending much time on this hellsite these days. (And I’m feeling much mentally and emotionally healthier for that.) But for any weak moments: I’ve now unmuted the phrase “the last of us” and muted “succession”; “white lotus” remains under strict embargo. As you were.

Co-CEOs Erlich Bachmann and Nelson “Bighead” Bighetti could not be reached for comment.

I cannot believe the last question of this interview is anything other than “Do you like piña coladas?”.

The word “explosion” is a pretty weird choice for this context

Just encountered the phrase "Resilience comes from the ability to leverage optionality.". I'm thinking "leverage optionality" means "choose"?.

Never fails to surprise or amuse me to be out in public and hear a song over the speakers about—or at least to—@Lloyd_Cole

If you’ve never heard the drop-dead gorgeous album “Painted from Memory,” with Elvis Costello, from 1998, today’s a good day to give it a spin.

RT @Lloyd_Cole: I so wanted to see this tour but the Manchester date was the night before our English O Level exam and no one would go with….