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Hurricane Melissa looks absolutely horrendous! Those poor people!

Spectacular fall from grace for Brendan Rodgers from Celtic. And no, he's not coming back to Anfield as manager!

Hello, Knickers Down Sarah's got her eye on Buff Ben already #corrie

Manchester the best city in the world 😂😂😂#corrie

Good job polygamy isn't a thing in the UK. Nick would be like a rat up three drainpipes #corrie

How old was he when he had Ollie? 10? #corrie

Oh, blimey O'Reilly, that's his da #corrie

Don't know why you bother, Leanne, you're well shot of Nasty Nick #corrie

Oops! Hashtag awkward, Toyah #corrie

Let's say it now: Eva's bloke's dodgy #corrie

Theo's a piece of bloody work #corrie

Yes! Well done! #TheChase

Kamala Harris didn't win the American election because Trump fixed it so the racist white MAGAs got what they wanted and stuff everyone else #bbclaurak

Chris Philp, you have a short memory: the fella who escaped from prison by hiding under a delivery lorry happened under your watch. So shut ya big scrawny gob #bbclaurak

So Chris Philp refuses to call out that horrible Reform btch who slammed adverts with people of ethnicity in them as a racist. What does that make him, the scrawny little melt #bbclaurak

This Liverpool of this season is not the Liverpool of last. This season we're incapable of winning a raffle. Totally different team, totally clueless, no communication, nothing. It's all crashed so quickly it's staggering. God knows where we're heading, but my optimism is at 0.

I think the best thing we can do now as Liverpool fans is go with the flow and see where we end up in May. It is what it is.

Are Liverpool now in crisis?

Another bad day at the office. And more to bloody come.

This is now a crisis. It's the same rubbish every week. We're done and the season's gone in October and when I think of the money we've spent it's simply criminal. We're winning nothing. Top 6 at best and that's if we're lucky.