tmexpalmer
@tmexsy
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Certified Thursday funny™ • posting things my therapist doesn't need to know • turn those notifs on, trust me
TONKA
Joined December 2024
I feel like if girls are going to say, ‘I want a financially stable guy who can satisfy me both financially and in bed,’ then we gents should be able to say, 'I want a tight pussy.' Cause I’m not trying to come home to the deepest Marina Trench known to man. Quid pro quo
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Person Dey use loan money survive una Dey think say he don guide 💔😂
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Everything just red, no light since school go come still da disturb person with Exam I don tire guyyy My friend: i da tell you Me: Shut up, when ? no be me they tell you so 😂
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Knowing when stages come to an end. Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever. Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal. Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans. Forever Red
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They'll pretend to love you just to see your private part. Be very careful guys, women are not good people.
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And before you teach me how to catch fish, abeg, give me fish chop first cause I go need strength to learn how to catch fish, make big one drag me enter river.
If you wan teach me how to catch fish, abeg, make e be whale shark, tired of all these tilapia and dolphins.
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This gender of Eve no real, she wan give the married man the love and attention he no receive.
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To God who made me
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Is like I am the only one watching these series: Tyler Perry sistas Tyler Perry divorce sistas Beauty in black Bel-air The Summer I turn pretty Finding her edge
Greatest TV series (In no order) GAME OF THRONES PRISON BREAK ORIGINALS MERLIN LEGEND OF THE SEEKER NO ORDINARY FAMILY ADD YOURS ( Please don’t add Breaking bad) 😂
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if you're the type who records yourself crying and then posts it online, i hope whatever you're going through gets so much worse… like, really worse. 😭😂
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I feel like doctors these days normally step out of the room to go and check things on chatgpt...
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Life funny gan,you fit still continue to clap for others make e no reach your turn
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You ever laugh at a text message then reread it and it’s not that funny anymore?
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