T.J. Chambers
@tjchambersLA
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Deepest apologies to the 528 doves who lost their lives at my Credit Score Reveal Party.
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Individually I know what all these words mean, but taken together I am deeply flummoxed
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RT @tjchambersLA: I’ve seen the moon like I dunno, many thousands of times, but almost everything it does surprises and delights me. Super….
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If I hung out with Mac McClung I would call him MACBOOK AIR and he would love it and jump back and forth over me while I clapped and stuff it would be awesome.
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RT @Mythical: This crew fights first and asks questions later 😤 check out the rest of this special one-shot Roll For Mythicality adventure….
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MASSIVE dent in my non-sports flat brim cap game. Massive.
All Quiksilver, Billabong and Volcom stores to close amid Chapter 11 bankruptcy
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Luka coming to Los Angeles where we perfected the idea of chicken and waffles followed by the right mix of drugs to melt it off, I think this is gonna work.
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RT @Mythical: Happy Roll For Mythicality premiere day!! . We just kicked off Season 2 on the @mythicalsociety, and invited our new friend @….
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Ah yes, then a smaller group of existing citizens decides about those existing citizens, then an even smaller group of existing citizens [on and on until just one citizen decides] okay I see it now.
@whstancil There is no fundamental right to US citizenship. It is a privilege to be granted or withheld at the discretion of existing citizens.
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Ah yes, volunteered ourselves for the nightmare blunt rotation, cool cool
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“Morris Chestnut” is a great example of a name that is spectacularly cool given the person, but would be equally uncool if he did not have the overall vibe and look of Morris Chestnut.
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Finally saw The Substance and my word it’s like Coralie Fargeat walked up to David Cronenberg and said “hold my eleven beers”.
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Usually it's more of a stupid "this isn't so much a question as it is a statement that makes this interaction about me and not you or your film".
anyone who says “there’s no such thing as a stupid question” has never been to a post-screening q&a in the greater Los Angeles area.
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Every day I get at least one push alert letting me know that @elonmusk has posted. I do not follow Elon Musk. This, my dude, is a DEEPLY embarrassing practice for a platform that you claim is some open marketplace of ideas, opinions, free speech etc.
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Not saying I hate conflict but they just called for volunteer checked bags on a full Southwest flight, I’m boarding number A3 and I still volunteered to check my small duffle bag (the only luggage I have).
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RT @DukeOfGotham: A sitcom that doesn’t make fun of comic book readers but instead celebrates them? Black-owned and operated shop? C’MON NO….
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RT @Mythical: We’re releasing the Season 1 Finale Episode of Roll for Mythicality tomorrow on @mythicalsociety!. Thank you to everyone who….
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Katie Taylor, Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, this is a HUGE night for people with two first names.
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