Ahmad Hasheem
@tj_sanda
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Entrepreneur | Fashion Designer Director of Operations @bgr_africa Ideas • Discipline • Faith
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined December 2020
i posted my friend’s wedding invitation card on my WhatsApp status… Now half my contacts think it my wedding invitation card 😭 My WhatsApp is exploding now. The number of people waiting for my own wedding invite is actually insane.
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Unpopular opinion but if your phone battery lasts all day in 2026 you're either: a) lying b) a government agent c) using a Nokia from 2007 Fight me in the quotes.
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Don’t let anyone gaslight you out of your opinions because you have a small account. No one is smarter than you just because they’re louder or more popular. Half the time, the crowd is just confidently wrong. A million followers can still follow a bad take. Think for yourself.
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No serious investor (angel, VC, or otherwise) will hand over his money based on vibes or a casual request. A clear business plan, traction metrics/numbers, go-to-market strategy. Without them, it's basically asking someone to gamble on blind faith. If they’re serious, they
So you want me to fund your startup just because you asked? Where’s the business plan? The strategy? The numbers? No plan, no numbers, no direction = no funding. If you’re serious, show me the vision, the feasibility, and how it’s actually going to work. Simple as that.
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It’s time 🥳 Another day,another opportunity to help me get 500 verified followers and 5M impressions .
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You caught your roommate watching gay porn, what will be your next move?
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13 year old me after spending part of my dad's fuel money to buy roasted corn on the road only to get to the filling station and be told there’s no fuel 😭💔
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How many of you are on this table? I’ll be in the comment section 😆
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