When the BMA leadership goes on record saying a position is "non negotiable".......that's when you know your organisation is fucked.

With thanks to Parking @sathNHS for help with this project

With thanks to Parking @sathNHS staff for help with this project

Temporal Parking Displacement Narcissism A pattern of early arrival with the following features - time to do makeup - has tupperware and overnight oats - is exactly the person the park and ride is for Common comorbidity "Sunbed Towel Placement Disorder"

Two new entries for DSM VIII: Chronic Queue Superiority Disorder - a pattern of chronic queue dominance with at least one of following - refuses to make eye contact with merging traffic - believes giving way would spark civil disorder - may mouth "not my problem" - narcissist

Assisted dying isn’t always peaceful. Oral regimens can take hours, fail to work, or cause distress. Mode of death matters—but it’s rarely discussed. #AssistedDying #PalliativeCare

A peaceful death is the goal—but not all assisted deaths are quick or painless. Complications happen. Families remember. The way we die deserves more attention. #EndOfLifeCare #AssistedDyingBill

“Hello, my name is” introductions & badges need updating to include full name, title & role https://t.co/oNvAqFSsvM Choices choices

I'd repair the shingle pathway in my garden

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Is it me or is "trial by expert" in the news the most fucking outrageously disrespectful thing.

I'm no psychologist but I'm pretty sure the reaction to 'accidentally' making a gesture that looks like a Nazi salute would normally be..... "Oh my God. I'm absolutely horrified anyone could think that. I'm so, so sorry" "Fuck off wokerati" is probably pathological

I thought @JustinWelby was a serious, thoughtful and intellectual man. Having listened to his full speech........I'm baffled. No humility. No honour. Jokes. And if he receives a peerage after this we will know our system is broken. We cannot continue to reward failure.

"What do you mean when you say 'sing with soul'"...... This https://t.co/yW4R5Id5Yl

Hopefully this will give pause for thought to those calling for a retrial in the media. Noone needs to hear your 'concerns' on @BBCRadio4 . There is a process for this. In the courts. Ghouls. Publicity seeking ghouls. https://t.co/zKavQhZhVE

Parked in patient drop off zone to pick up work laptop so I could complete a short notice work job. On my day off. For less than 4 minutes after driving round for 24 minutes (I counted) trying to find a parking spot. My reward? A £110 fine. Thanks.

Jesus. This is at best naive. At worst thick as mince. 'Strategy'. Do me a favour. I hope there are folk with a bit of nous behind the scenes.

I'm only dropping the kids off, And going to the Spar, Why is there a Tent box on my car I'm not on holiday I'm going to work, The Tent box on my car makes me look like a burk" A short poem from my upcoming book "Dry Robes as Coats"

Knock, knock Who's there? Kamala Harris Kamala Harris who? Errrr I've been your Vice President for the last 4 years

'I want to die peacefully, without drugs or interventions'. Dione outlined her dying wishes, but her son Chris says when the time came she was ignored. Exclusive polling by the charity Compassion in Dying shows 1 in 4 people said their last close relative or friend who died