@timmyisanerd make the homeowners association chip in for a dope mower if they got expectations like that

@Yivo_Shandor “Homeowners Association?” I still shop at the dollar store

@timmyisanerd Used riding mower is a nice investment for time and sanity, least it has been for me.

@statusquoteme I don’t think my yard is enough to justify that, plus I think I still have *slightly* too much pride to be that much of a dad yet

@timmyisanerd twitch push to get timmy the ride rower mower he deserves????

@HuntyBidenBHR Do not want

@timmyisanerd Can't wait to see the zucchini you grow at the new Williams homestead, congrats.

@timmyisanerd Finally, that subscription to Better Homes and Gardens is justified.

@timmyisanerd Congrats on the new digs!!!!

@timmyisanerd it's hard to mow the lawn with a bo- i mean a push mower

@AgentWooper You can convert it to planting soil. I intend to do that over the winter.

@timmyisanerd You and I seem to hit the same milestones at the same time, also: same, fuck this lawn mowing bullshit

@iheartyamum Yeah but there’s a point to that

@timmyisanerd You damn kids, get off my lawn!

@timmyisanerd Congrats Timmy! I'm so happy for you

@timmyisanerd Congratulations man.

@timmyisanerd We replaced our lawn out front and out back with dry creek beds and surrounding gardens. Never have to worry about mowing or watering, and the yards look beautiful year round with minimal maintenance

@timmyisanerd I hope you get to create many happy mental in your new home! Congratulations 🎊