I have no girlfriend, friends, family all i do is stream I have officially decided to dedicate my life to defending Cristian Ronaldo. My one and only goal is to make sure everyone calls him the GOAT. I don’t care about my personal life as long as Ronaldo is known as the GOAT.

Rema looks gentle and cool but I see some lingo in his lyrics and suspect he has done yahoo sometime in his life 😭.

New music Tonight 1am WAT 🦇.

Me after she posts the third twerk vid of the day

🚨 Garnacho will wear number #49. (@ChelseaFC) #CFC

@yolokay Nonsense train thought.

Heavy duty trucks are speeding on an opposite lane. The road safety always turns a blind eye. Federal government have been amending one road for 3 years now. Pay contractors so they can fix the road and open the second lane. One lane driving on highways is k!!!ing.

Scousers bragging about isak when they have a median yearly salary of 10k.

I woke up to this and I’m still trying to figure out when they started texting on OPay.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Erik ten Hag has just been SACKED by Bayer Leverkusen. Decision made by the club’s hierarchy this morning and manager informed right now.

🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for £130m transfer fee. Record move for Premier League. Isak, on his way today for medical tests as new Liverpool player after long term deal agreed months ago. It was always ONLY Liverpool for Isak.