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YouTube is hosting its first ever comedy week! Wait... isn't this on all year long? #lolcats #babyvideo
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Your friends can be your #pets and your hands can be your #girlfriend but trust us #itsnotwhatyouthink
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Thanks for the web #CERN! Here's to free-flowing information on the economy and politics(but really #NCCA tournament) http://t.co/uyTKlysTbj
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Blasted Wind! NYC still waiting for highest building in the Western Hemisphere #WTC
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See The #Shark Of The Skies Up Close ... Go Goshawk! http://t.co/G6M3Tqux1s
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The hardest part of being #rich is figuring out how to hide your loot http://t.co/G6M3Tqux1s
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Have a RRRR state of mind earth lovers #greeners! Reduce, reuse, recycle AND repair. Peace out http://t.co/Q7YdQCOLS9
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Long distance relationships have never felt so close #durex
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Hold your breath #California! You're the #worst state. #Florida, #Dakota, feel free to inhale. http://t.co/Q7YdQCOLS9
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Study shows: flip a coin when you need investment advice http://t.co/aTnmWnFtY6
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Sex in the media goes from pornographic to pretty http://t.co/aTnmWnFtY6
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Iranian scientist claims to have invented a machine that can predict the future with 98% "accuracy" http://t.co/aTnmWnFtY6
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Women can now date their clothes. That's it men, we're out http://t.co/tzXelF6cve
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#AnthonyWeiner and his penis apologized: they "just wanted people to like" them. #Classicmove #innerbeauty
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Just FYI, when you click on "I Agree" for any online services, it now means "I agree that I WILL BE breaking the law" http://t.co/3KwbUfJfrY
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"This is a man's world". Controlled by women's breasts. I am #VladimirPoutine and I approve this message http://t.co/3KwbUfJfrY
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#BarackObama twitter account is not run by him BUT all tweets signed bo(o) are his. At least we know his nickname now http://t.co/3KwbUfJfrY
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