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Most local businesses aren’t failing because of bad service. They’re failing because no one knows they exist.

Your Google Ads campaign isn’t broken. It’s just stupid. No call tracking Broad match chaos A landing page that looks like Craigslist You don’t need more budget. You need adult supervision.

I turned $220 into $5,200 in 11 days using nothing but Google Ads. No following. No brand. No fluff. It worked because I ignored what most “ad experts” teach. Here’s the play:

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Result: In 30 days: > 33 new customers $20K+ in booked jobs Cost per lead: under $10 No agency BS. No magic funnel. Just a system that works.

Step 5: Manual Bidding No smart campaigns. No Performance Max. We controlled bids by time of day, device and keyword group. After 2 weeks we had enough data to scale with automation.

Step 4: Call Tracking We tracked every call inside Google Ads. That told us: Which keywords drove calls What days/times had highest volume Which ad copy worked best No guessing. Just data → action.

Step 3: Built a Landing Page That Converts Not a homepage. A conversion engine. ✔ Clear headline ✔ Call-to-action above the fold ✔ Click-to-call button ✔ Fast, mobile-optimized If you’re paying $10/click, don’t send traffic to a brochure.

Step 2: Phrase + Exact Match Only No broad match. Ever. We controlled the traffic like a sniper — not a shotgun. Bonus: We reviewed the search terms daily and added 45+ negative keywords to block junk clicks.

Step 1: Intent-Only Targeting We built campaigns around “high-buying intent” keywords only: > “emergency plumber near me” “pipe burst repair now” “water leak fix [city]” No guessing. No testing clever copy. Just pure purchase intent.

Most local businesses run Google Ads like this: Broad match No negative keywords A $20/day budget A homepage from 2009 Then wonder why they’re getting zero calls. This is what we fixed first.

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90% of local businesses using Google Ads have this setup: Broad match No negatives Landing page built in 2013 $20/day budget “Why isn’t this working?” Brother… it’s working exactly as expected.