Ⓣ mario is a woman and just really butch 🐈⬛♥️
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🍇🐢 olivia/gwen/cat! - 25 - they/she/se/vi/he butch catgirl - a sick and twisted little entry in the womanlike genre -🐰💖 @poipoipeace is my princess 💖🐰
Joined September 2016
this tweet blew up look how beautiful and adorable and radiant my femme is <3 <3 <3
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the name "alvin and the chipmunks" implies that while simon and theodore are chipmunks, alvin himself is something else, something far more sinister.
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i know people are saying this a lot but twitter is really turning into 2014 tumblr at a disheartening rate the amount of batshit takes and bullshit discourse i have to endure on the weekly is untenable.
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introducing an evil website called "kickstopper" where i propose my dogshit idea and you have to pay me not to make it.
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GUYS SERIOUS ISSUE IN THE NEW ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE. if you go on a mystery tour and find the villager Raymond DO NOT INVITE HIM TO YOUR ISLAND. doing so will INVITE RAYMOND TO YOUR ISLAND and risks you HAVING RAYMOND ON YOUR ISLAND.
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i need to make sure people see this one actually
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"it's about as smart as a three year old" is the funniest fucking line in any pokedex entry i think just thrown in at the end fjdjdj
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how come none of you are losing your minds over this
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gender is not something of minecraft
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pearl tells steven that he cant have an extra serving of steven slop with his dinner and he starts doing this to her.
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this thing was the first autism creature
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leaked screenshot from ddlc+
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the wild encounter rate in diamond pearl being significantly decreased on 9/11 is so fucking funny its the mos tbatshit thing about any pokemon thing i think.
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important cramorant fact i havent seen mentioned yet:. its japanese name is just "Uuu"
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this gif is so fuckinh funny the puppet acting is sublime
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Blissey has recently overtaken Chansey in OU, here's why!. For set description and translations:
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"this is a question and an answer"
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i think if someone proposes their game launch with four whole digital currencies they should be shoved off a pier.
We've also updated our currency system based on what we learned from Open Beta. Please read the blog for details on what has been added and changed.
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i think all the chucklefucks left tumblr cause it was a hellhole but ended up making twitter the same hellhole and to outmaneuver them we gotta move back to tumblr.
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im watching full metal alchemist for the first time amd i fucking hate this little girl amd her dog i hope something awful happens to them.
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guys i dont think pokemon sleep is making its 2020 release
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average precure season. 13 or 14 year old girl: i love blowing bubbles. bubblun the fairy: bubbles actually contain a lot of magical power, bubu! you must use the power of bubbles to help my home, the Soap Kingdom bubu!. king fuckinghatesbubbles: whats up bitches.
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nintendo direct: those who fall to grief are lost and those who are lost dont reincarnate.nintendo direct five seconds later: it''s yoshi!!!! bitch.
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the icarly episode where freddie's life becomes a living hell because he said he didnt like Fred's videos should be considered the most definitive piece of media of the 2000s.
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dudes with anime icons losing an argument on twitter be like
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imagine playing smash bros ultimate and after a week sakurai turns off ganondorf because hes too bad and they dont feel like putting up with him.
Thank you MVPs for alerting us about the current issues surrounding Iron Giant. We have decided to bring him back into the shop for maintenance. During this time, you will not be able to play with him, but we are working diligently and will update you next week on his status. In.
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environmental storytelling
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TOMMY HAS BREACHED REDDIT QUARANTINE
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Despite his Super Smash Bros. Brawl trophy description implying that Bronto Burt has no ill will toward Kirby, he has chased, charged at, and dropped bombs on Kirby.
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SOMEONE FUCKING STOP THIS GUY!!!!!!
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you are "down bad" for her (waiting for her dms, blushing when u think about her, etc). i am "strong bad" for her (wearing funny mask, answering her emails, etc). we are not the same. #hsr.
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that dude could have said any awful bigoted thing he wanted and instead his attempt at a nazi dogwhistle came out like something a cartoon character would say after getting hit by an anvil before passing out.
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this gif is so fucking funny
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remember when sakurai absolute motherfucker just made porky a boss in brawl before any kid outside of japan would have any idea what mother 3 was.
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its just so funny how much what a lotta Westerners consider to be the Generic Anime Artstyle is so far disconnected from the Actual Most Popular Successful Japanese Cartoons Ever
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our dog. ash ketchum. is DEAD
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oh im absolutely obsessed with this
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"chris pratt is doing a bad job but they had ti hrie someone besides charles marinet it woulda gotten old hearing his hoo! letsago voice for a whole movie" okay how doe sit feel not only being wrong but also evil.
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stop telling me how much you miss porn you weirdos get a life.
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THAT WAS PERFECT BECAUSE LIKE. EVERYONES GUARD WAS DOWN. IF TI WAS A NEW FIGHTER REVEAL THAT WOULDA BEEN ONE THING BUT HERE WAS JUST. COSTUMES. "oh yeah heres mega man, pokemon, mWHY IS MEGALOVANIA PLAYING".
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thinking about Cheese Hotel
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game freak explaining why gen 4 remakes arent coming to the switch
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bugsnax like marketed itself as a funny insect game but every post i see about it is like "i loved the part where garblepuss the muppet talked about the extensive history of the gay rights movement".
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Polyamory Is Not Inherently Healthy it is actually very difficult and requires a bunch of communication and trust and hard work to Function. it shouldnt be advocated as some sort of wonderful catchall relationship solution cause that kind of thinking will and does hurt people.
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when someone asks me what the ninth letter of the alphabet is
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shoutout to the ghost megas, which are the coolest things ever
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he/they/she user.
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bloody gir is so. fucking wild. it REALLY sounds like creepypasta fodder but no they really just hid a subliminal translucent image of the show's comedy mascot covered in blood in a large chunk of episodes.
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*avengers endgame, opening scene, 1 month later*. captain america: im hungry. black widow: wanna go to two and a half guys. captain america: huh? don't you mean. oh, right. (starts crying).
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tier list of smash characters sorted by their largest vice
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dawn: oh boy i cant wait to start my pokemon journey on this midseptember day.the bidoof on route 201:
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they should have rick and morty be voiced by different people each episode like pop team epic but instead of prolific and celebrated japanese vas its with mediocre youtube impression dudes.
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>lrt something that just blows my mind
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"the first outfit is cuter" thats the beauty of it, she offers you variety.
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tree: all right death p.a.c.t.ers, its time to go out there and prevent death.black hole:
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i hate when people take a funny joke and feel the need to substitute their Fandom Blorbos into it without understanding how the joke works at all and i see this like dozens of times per day for a week. this is about the gay meth comic.
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bugs bunny.
every day i think about this person's self-introduction i saw in a discord server. it said smth like "pronouns: they/them, unless we are in a scenario in which it would be comedic to gender me otherwise".
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wow this blew up anyways eat soup
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battle for dream island when they see for dream island
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little piggies when they go all the way home
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god this post is kind of an all-time classic. lets give it a round of applause
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pastor: you may now kiss the bride.me: [kisses].wife: [parries].me: [parries].wife: [parries].me: [parries].wife: [p.
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when i try to use the controller but accidentally stop and shatter it to pieces with my unwieldy hooves.
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@Bee_Kirby conspiracy: this strip was intentionally made like that to be good garfield minus garfield material.
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i need to get discord nitro and then put a rainbow dash and half rainbow dash emote on my personal server so if anyone asks me my opinion on smth i can do this
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geez way to lay it on hard kirby wiki
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image all the gaming news sites use when bugs life 2 on switch gets delayed another year
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ringo starr's role.
guy who’s in a polycule but not dating anyone, he’s just there.
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One Day, Brian Just Disappeared.
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is shrek called an oni in the japanese dub of shrek.
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Ha ha, Kris! You must be wondering why I have elected to play as the female character, when I myself am decidedly male! You see, the female player character's smaller hitbox enables a number of timeskips otherwise unavailable! So it is solely because of that reason which I insis.
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theres something funny (and slightly Eerie?) about sans having to break is no-caps textstyle to properly capitalize Mii, for branding purposes.
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bugzzy's kirby super star art is so funny he looks like he just realized something so important it looks like he's like waiting in line at the airport but remembered he left his entire wallet at home and he's just frozen in regret
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gonna fuckin screenshot archive pokemon official twitter posting a brown heart emoji and gif of ash ketchum fistbumping a black guy in presumable response to blm as the most awful and baffling act of performative corporate allyship in case they inevitably delete it
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what's that, ashy-boy? you've never played minecraft? typical normie
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"It always gets better. It may seem like you have no hope, you're in the situation you're in. You'll never be able to achieve what you want in life, become. the person you truly are, but. I'm, I'm living- I'm a living example, at. you can! You just gotta hang in there."
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these are circles! let me know if theres any other shapes you need identified.
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i think any episode where spongebob makes a face like this should be forbidden to air
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ay, yugi! you gotta help me, pal! i lost a duel to dat kaiba sonuvagun, and he turned me into a stinkin funko pop! now im trapped in dis crummy box! he turned me into a funko pop you gotta get me out yugi! i cant take dis much longer! i cant take dis plastic form ive become!
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