alyssa🥱
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the bitch in question (26|bi|scorpio|she/her) BLM EVERY DAY
Morgan City, LA
Joined March 2013
i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years
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i thought this meant people would be fucking robots like björk was in 1997. i wasn’t expecting coworkers who think chatgpt is their boyfriend
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"You Know You Are in Trouble When Spider-Man Stops Talking" A short fan-comic by me!
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American roommate heard my aunt say “Crikey!” and he turned to look at me like he just saw his favorite animal at the zoo
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this is your periodic reminder that the first generation of Americans to go to fully legally integrated schools for the entirety of their k12 career are millennials.
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In a just world we'd be halfway through an Eternals trilogy by now
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Y E L E N A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
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In Sebastian’s first scene in Thunderbolts he goes back to Trump just slightly and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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We finally got an in-depth review of the $175 Katy Perry doll! It’s even more of a hot mess than we thought it was 🥴
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