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@tim_wipp
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What *some* colleges are doing isn't so far from a bait-and-switch. Lay out implausible conditions under which college could commence w/o COVID spread. Get tuition on premise of an in-person experience. Blame students when the conditions are inevitably violated. Then go online.
A few weeks ago, I wrote that Syracuse University's draconian punishments would not deter its student from socializing. Within days of arriving on campus, hundreds of students had a giant party. It's time to stop pretending that college students will socially distance.
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Avatar: the last airbender is on Netflix now and I feel like my childhood has come back to me
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What if there was an AI programmed to want to pick as many strawberries as possible, and so it cultivated nothing but strawberries on all of Earth’s land? Then it would be Strawberry Fields Forever!
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DH Hill Library 4/29 18:09 Staff reported a person attempting to touch people's feet. Officers checked the area but where unable to locate any persons involved nor any person reporting their feet were touched.
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Congratulations to our own Timmy Wipperman on winning the Jeff Sanders Scholarship presented by the Pride Athletic Club! @tim_wipp
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Congrats: Winners of the Jeff Sanders Scholarship presented by the Pride Athletic Club. A. Van Slyke and T. Wipperman
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We can neither confirm nor deny this tweet.
The Pentagon is the center of national security. Taco Bell is the center of the Pentagon. Taco Bell is the center of national security.
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Next year I will be running XC and Track & Field at University of Alabama. Thanks to my family & coaches for the support. Roll Tide!🐘
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2) ALL LOONIES COMING TO PINECREST FRIDAY NIGHT! WE WANT EVERYONE TO COME DRESSED IN THEIR BEST AMERICAN OUT ATTIRE 🇺🇸🇺🇸games at 7 come out!
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1) Anyone who doesn't plan on seeing Peter and the Starcatcher needs to change their mind. It is fantastic and funny as hell 😂
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Pride Mens' Soccer team finishes their season with a 16-7-1 (10-2) record & a second consecutive Cap-8 title. Great season boys #yaaapride
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