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met a waiter today with knuckle tattoos that said ABBA GOLD and have not stopped thinking about it for a single second since
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i went to a judith kerr talk where she said that when mog was translated into german she was stubbornly rendered in the text as a male cat "because feminism hadn't really hit there yet". pause. small smile. "so i waited some years and gave mog kittens and let them sort it out."
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every single time a man does this it’s bc he thinks romance novels are inherently silly and this is the only way to make austen something it is okay to like
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it would be so great if people on this website grew up and read the managed heart and realised that the term emotional labour does not apply to being normal during unpaid socialising
i'm sorry i didnt realise people owe you the emotional labour of pretending your job is interesting
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suddenly struck w/ terror at the idea you have not all seen the highlight of the bieber GQ article from a bit ago
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important to note that the kitten's current favourite thing is going into her cornflake box and then being picked up and carried around ceremonially in it from place to place
Not to immediately disappoint new followers but here's my cat in a cornflake box
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best thing in my life is my perfume that makes me smell like salty bread dough and amaretto but in a good way and can only be obtained in the UK by emailing an italian who begins all their emails HELLO MY DEAR. the bottle looks like this. consumer experience of the century
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when i had minor surgery over the summer i was so innocently perplexed by being asked to do a pregnancy test beforehand that the poor nurse with me was reduced to writing "PATIENT IS GAY" in large letters on my form and then she gave it to me to sign, presumably as a punishment
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my favourite genre of film criticism is peter bradshaw, my otherwise sworn enemy, working himself up into an erotic fever about adam driver's huge, handsome face
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galaxy brain: austen wrote savage satires about money and class that are also love stories about both real physical attraction and negotiating equal, loving partnerships
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i will allow that the satire more than outweighs the seriousness of the romance in northanger abbey and that mansfield park is up to something else entirely but fuck off claiming P&P and emma and persuasion aren’t reeeeaaaal sexy love stories as well as everything else they do
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@prelovedpoet
it is polite to arrange your face and be nice when someone says something that you are not deeply and truly fascinated by in a friendly conversation rather than, per the original tweet, allowing your eyes to glaze over, which can make people feel bad. i sincerely hope this helps!
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a really good thing about the movie midsommar (2019, dir. ari aster) is that it strongly implies and certainly never refutes that it is actually a great moral wrong to do a phd
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she was wearing entirely bottle-green velvet and was the coolest person i have ever seen, probably
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@gothboifriend
@sofftestpunk
she’s a cornish rex! they only have the short undercoat and not the long guard hairs most cats have.
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crucially important at moments like these that we appreciate the absolute bants of it all while not pretending for a second that any of the rats escaping the sinking ship have principles as opposed to well-honed vermin instincts. that said lol. lmao
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happy new year ONLY to the scottish man on the train who hopes julia and i “have a very happy life together” because his son is also “you know”
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have just got permission to report that julia completely outstripped me the other week when we were in another medical environment and the consultant asked her if she is sexually active and she went “yeah, with her” and pointed at me. This Is Her Here
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huge thanks to all the men who’ve managed to interpret this as me wanting to hear their opinions about austen. have any of you ever considered learning to fucking read
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fucked up that i have to have a job when i’d plainly be so good at being an ornament to society
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sometimes i cradle my cat like a little baby and the love i feel for her is so pure and then i look at documentation of this precious moment and she looks like an ancient goblin forced into the corporeal form of a gross albino bat and furious about it
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james has just said the words "the absolute boy who lived" out loud and i want to tweet that at jk rowling every hour until she blocks me
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blessing the tl with a series of good girl mogs from mog and bunny
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😌 julia is offline so i, a good wife, am namesearching her all the time. anyway here's me 😌
Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield
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i don’t have anything funny to say about this, i’m this close to crying on the bus, ok goodnight & good luck all
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not to be embittered on main but i hope all of you will think long and hard before you share her next cute apparently ideologically neutral article about motherhood lmao
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what is cute is how many people are still very attached to the idea that the prevailing monolithic topic of contemporary litfic is novels by men about professors fucking their students when actually for some years it’s been novels by women about how difficult it is to be straight
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MOSTLY my cat is a perfect sweet baby. sometimes the devil takes over and this happens though
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you have an ethical duty to vote pragmatically to prevent tory MPs getting in and allowing vulnerable people to die, you just do, sorry
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people simply love asking me if i am a writer or if i work in publishing when i am at events with julia and then when i say no, i work in an office but i have a rich inner life, sometimes they simply ... turn away from me and back to julia as though i have not spoken ❤️
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there was another excellent one that felt slightly too revealing for people avoiding reviews but it involved the words "like a sensually predatory Satan" which is hot imo
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me, as i am escorted from the library bc i will not cease in my lusty rendition of good king wenceslas: no platforming is endemic in univers
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rosalie: my name, good
roz: not my name, grudgingly acceptable if you are one of my dearest friends
elliot, william: you are my mother and have once again forgotten which of your children i am despite the fact that they are eleven and ten year old boys and i am an adult woman
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having had more encounters with the NHS than i would have liked in the last two months it is really staggering how many healthcare professionals’ response to seeing some lesbians is to desperately try to work out which of us is the mother and which is the daughter
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was on the verge of a real strop about not making anyone take enough photos of us last night and then i saw this and now i’m weeping!!!! a very romantic image from mere moments after ansa described the novel as Lesbian Stephen King and i drained my entire glass of wine about it x
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the only problem with ocean’s 8, an otherwise perfect movie, is the presence of james corden but as leonard cohen said there has to be a flaw because that’s how the light gets in. thanks
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i love this book so much!! it features two of julia's swooniest ever romances, at least three of her sexiest ever characters, it's sad beautiful tragic, it's really funny, it's my favourite thing she's ever written. i can't wait for everyone to be as fucked up about it as i am x
We are delighted to welcome
@JuliaArmfield
to 4th Estate with her stunning second novel.
PRIVATE RITES follows three sisters navigating queer love and faith at the end of the world. Coming June 2024.
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anyway my real mum helen garner is great
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love a review in the guardian where a straight woman makes it very clear she how much she hates it when anyone suggests being a dyke is important or interesting instead of Focusing Exclusively On The Work
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looking at that one photo from the last match celebrations where gay rights activist jordan henderson is straddling deceased war poet harry kane and also pinning his wrists, posted by the official england account in broad daylight, in order to calm and centre myself
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hit the point i always do with team sports where i just want to know if they all sleep in a big nest
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some personal news! i’m excited to announce that i’m not working on a book, because i am very lazy
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love that we're having a week where every other tweet on here begins 'instead of hot girl summer what about INTROVERTED GIRL WINTER' you wretched nerds had eight months of unceasing cold and rain stop trying to ruin being a fun slut for everyone else!!!!
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i feel fine and normal about having the coolest girlfriend imaginable
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absolutely perfect insane tweet. no notes
Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up
My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”
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lovely to recall now and then that most people don’t give a fuck about dykes until we’re a convenient stick to beat another minority with! not in my fucking name
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it is with a heavy heart that i must announce we're at west street live
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i mean it seems to me that the people have spoken and what they want is that phoebe bridgers cover of iris
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the JSO thing good on so many fronts: sexy to do it during do you hear the people sing, funny to get everyone in the £70 seats to admit that they only like fictional direct action, humanitarian to break up the really very long first half a bit
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when we were little rats at university in sheffield my best friend and i would routinely text each other Everyone In Here Owns A Horse when common people came on at leadmill. anyway that’s how i feel every time i end up at a publishing thing. everyone in here owns a horse!!!!!
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tearing up to cumbria for a family emergency, a return journey which is costing me as much as it would to literally fly to new york and back, & reflecting that politics may be chaotic right now but at least we didn’t elect a kindly old trot who wanted to nationalise the railways!
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if you want to be horrified by stuff you shouldn’t have died imo!!! rip to keats but i’m different
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whenever i end up on a UK terf’s tl i am staggered anew by the extent to which they all have the tiny brains of babies ..... like yes they’re also evil but it is impossible to overstate how lowering and intellectually impoverishing it feels to read their stupid little thoughts
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look i don't think any of us were expecting a lily james version of the name of the game to be the song of the summer but here we are i guess
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why won’t owen jones simply come to my house and make my husband, who i loathe, pick up a mop? so much for a kinder, gentler politics
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london is often an incredibly bad place to live but it’s just occurred to me that i can book a £9 ticket for the ballet this evening and catch parts 2 & 3 of a triple bill after going to apero evening at the bar round the corner from work where the negronis are £5 so there’s that
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very simply answer to which vintagê tumblr post literally rewrote the neurons in my poor brain, thank you
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when there have once again been no consequences for your actions (horrible) or your personality (bad)
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i'm just kicking the tyres on this one but has anyone on this website ever considered learning to fucking read
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always such a thrill when somewhere just copy and pasted the bio from julia’s website that begins like this …. history’s gonna call us wives
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WHEN will the cowards at england’s embattled and allegedly failing national theatre give the nation what it needs at this trying time which is watching eight hours of angels in america: a gay fantasia on national themes in tandem
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me when i am hungover / me when i am still hungover but have had a full fat coke and some cold pizza and am ready to soberly assess and mourn my losses
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the cat really isn’t happy until she’s involved in every cuddle that happens in this flat
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best kind of literature is when an old french man is like “here’s a manuscript i found in a wall. it’s definitely real and i’m not taking follow up questions rn. anyway it’s about a weird little guy”
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my dad just said, very seriously, "the scary thing about burger king is that they don't let you see the king ... only his paraphernalia"
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i cannot believe this animal’s birthday is not only lesbian visibility day but also, according to my explore page, alien day—fucked up!! anyway we love her very very much
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a nice evening to remember that being a lesbian is better and richer because of the presence of trans lesbians in the community ❤️
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has any sad bearded man in an american indie-rock outfit ever had a positive and fulfilling interaction with anyone called jenny
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getting to the point where i am beginning to feel like exclusively using the word sapphic when the thing you are referring to itself repeatedly and deliberately uses the word lesbian is, in fact, how you say ... une petite microaggression .... many such cases
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elves are gay culture bc they’re broadly useless but real bitches about it
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very glad to discover that many of you believe love is love, but unfortunately it is still embarrassing to be straight and to post about it. sorry
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what i love is to pick up the small animal i love and have her immediately decide she is in a sort of patty hearst hostage situation and must behave accordingly
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