Meanwhile the real female gaze:

If they’re in the same class, u go from left to right.

Brackets & Exponents in first class, Multiplication & Division in business class, Addition & Subtraction in economy class 😭😭😭

Teaching my kid PEMDAS by using a metaphor for airplane seats…. Indeed capitalism seeps through the cracks of everything in life..:

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

im an angel what the fuck is wrong with you

one year apart

being called a doll is my favorite compliment. yeah i’m a doll. i’m not real… wake up.

When you’re a child, “we have [thing] at home” is a great tyranny. When you’re an adult, you realize “we have [thing] at home” is a great, world-historical liberation, the greatest freedom in the history of the world

this is what i think my life will be like if i go abroad to do a masters

happy new moon conj merc retrograde back into scorpio as well my my what a combination…. lilith there too…

i'm sorry but drag race being in the epstein files because they downloaded AS2 to watch it on the plane is so fucking funny

I recognize my face but i can't remember it. Every time i think about my face i can only think of my dad/mom/uncle/grandpa's face shittily pasted onto me. I force myself to remember by staring at my reflection for hours but i'll forget the second i look away. Indomie goreng telor

Sometimes you Irish goodbye everything you ever loved

Silk is a type of fiber and satin is a type of weave, you can have satin made from silk… know thy hole!

co worker i hate got fired

we are all selective sinners.

IM CRYING BAHAHHSDJSH 😭😭😭

“you can’t dance to that depressive playlist of yours” me:

me blending in to find ba sing se trade: