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We're a crew of highly functioning hot messes, and here's a snapshot into our daily interactions, stories and ridiculous behaviors. Come knock on our door!

Portland, Oregon
Joined January 2012
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A cup of something that may or may not be urine is on our counter. Unfortunately, that's not out of the question #myroommateisappalling.
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"You just flicked his balloon knot." -John to Suzy
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His hands smell like tortilla chips today #eaudepug http://t.co/qNmaYM1K
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"Wouldn't that be awesome if there was a penis carrot bush!?"
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Flaccid carrot compliments of trader joe's @tjsfans #tweetthatshit http://t.co/KjgPiQSr
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Suzy to John "what does you washing your hands have to do w my meal" #getyohandsoffmygrub
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What happened to that lemon was like giving a vampire the true death. #shitmyroommatesays #trueblood
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This little trinket came via a Cheerios box. Awesome Yoda pen it is. http://t.co/iWFSSrvn
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Joyce dreamed that she had a beard. Apparently she also had dry skin, too. #analyzethat
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You know you're getting old when the clothes in L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer look cuter each season. #youknowyoureoldwhen
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#Rockbottom is what that sounds like. #roommatewisdom
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Joyce can't image life without the eagle eye. #freakishlyawesome #superpower
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Watching the #bachelor makes the females in this house feel less desperate. We'd go on there for all the free booze, though. #thatsoundsbad
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Just discovered Alana from @Toddlers_Tiaras. We aren't sure whether to laugh or cry. I pick laugh. #godhelpus http://t.co/L9f1v7r8
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We spotted a bug on the wall, and John goes, "Don't worry, it's just an exoskeleton." #YouWereCoolUntil
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"He had a walking cane." "Was he old?" "No, he was morbidly obese." "I guess that's better than being old." "Is it really?" #honestynight
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Joyce retrieved her wallet from a puddle of puke. Needless to say, she didn't tell us this happened until after we ate her cookies...#ew
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Apparently, Joyce thinks she needs a #snuggie because she needs to text and warm her arms simultaneously. #Santa, take note. #ForeverLazy
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And by the size of their hoop earrings RT @BrokeAssStuart Girls in sweatsuits carrying big bags are 1 of 3 things: strippers, models or...
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Joyce is desperately trying to get frozen soup out of a glass jar. "It looks like a poop! I'm delivering it." #mymompacksmylunch
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