Explore tweets tagged as #roommatewisdom
@GabbieLyne
Gabbie Holbrook
@GabbieLyne
12 years
She cleaned and flossed my teeth. #luckyMe #dentel #RoommateWisdom http://t.co/iWT9hPJzsL
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@Dubio_Prosecco
Daily Monika Fasnacht Fact
@Dubio_Prosecco
8 years
"Alles wo immene Glas isch, isch en Snack" #RoommateWisdom
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@PBurns34
Patricio Cinco
@PBurns34
11 years
If you can float doesn't mean you're a boat #roommatewisdom
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@InsideWisPod
Inside Wisconsin Podcast
@InsideWisPod
2 years
ðŸĪĢ From doodles to comedy gold: @peteleetweets' college roommate knew he had the humor! 📝 Fast forward 26 years, and he's still slaying on stage! ðŸŽĪ Moral? Trust your roommate's judgment – or at least their doodles! ðŸĪŠ #ComedyJourney #RoommateWisdom 🌟 Catch our full chat with
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@T_Money_Lions
Tommy Neilson
@T_Money_Lions
12 years
The secret to not getting bored during Christmas vacation: sleep until 12:30. #roommatewisdom
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@SmilesAvenue
NGC 7318 Native
@SmilesAvenue
15 years
"What's that clear stuff in the fridge?" "...water." #Roommatewisdom
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@SmilesAvenue
NGC 7318 Native
@SmilesAvenue
15 years
I'm starting a new TT!! #Roommatewisdom Example comin next tweet...
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@apbattistuzzi
Amanda Battistuzzi
@apbattistuzzi
9 years
"What did you ever learn from doing the same stuff you're comfortable with?" #roommatewisdom
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@SmilesAvenue
NGC 7318 Native
@SmilesAvenue
15 years
"Now I see how you do it!! You be cookin on them hoes." #roommatewisdom :-/
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@s_armstrong24
Shannon Armstrong 💙
@s_armstrong24
13 years
"You would tell me if you were telling me to fuck myself?!" #roommatewisdom
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@eljefetacoma
Jeff Richardson, Your Loremaster
@eljefetacoma
13 years
Kari: when I went to Vegas I spent 300$ a day...thats how much the ATM would give me! #roommatewisdom
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@tenoshow
tenoshow
@tenoshow
12 years
If he's not married... He's single #RoommateWisdom
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@godz_cilla
cilla ðŸ‘ŧ
@godz_cilla
12 years
"And if you're not cheating, you're not trying" #shitkellysays #roommatewisdom
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@zoasterGtoaster
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@zoasterGtoaster
13 years
"Ya know, if we can pack lightly, why can't we live lightly?" -Vasilisa #roommatewisdom
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@Zach_A_Taco
Zach Dryer
@Zach_A_Taco
12 years
It's not a beer belly, it's drinking muscles. #pillowtalk #dormlife #roommatewisdom
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@queen_kaww
Shruti
@queen_kaww
13 years
Its so small, I can't even break it. #RoommateWisdom
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@queen_kaww
Shruti
@queen_kaww
13 years
Lords do not hit the lords. #LordLaw #RoommateWisdom
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@texperiment
FairyKuckMill
@texperiment
14 years
Urination is the cake pops of #gay porn, apparently. #roommatewisdom
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@yagirlvivers
Vivers
@yagirlvivers
11 years
"If you really care about someone, you tell them when they're looking stupid" #roommatewisdom
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